Things that make you go What the F**k?

[brokencrossbar1]

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/drink-driver-steals-garda-car-in-dublin-drives-to-armagh-26801241.html

A DRIVER stopped in Dublin on suspicion of drink driving, stole the garda car he had been placed in and drove it to south Armagh. The suspect was stopped in north Dublin at 9pm last night when he undertook his daring escapade.

The man, who was behind the wheel of a Lexus car, was stopped by two gardai in Lusk and failed a breath test.


He was placed in the back seat of a garda car while one officer drove his car to Balbriggan garda station.


He was transported to the station in the back of an 05 registered Ford Focus garda car, but when the officer got out of the car outside the station he managed to jump into the front seat and took off towards the M1.


Gardai scrambled an air support helicopter and set up a checkpoint at the toll booths outside Drogheda.


The driver crashed through the barriers and the thief continued his journey north in the Newry direction.


The PSNI became involved in the search for the man and the stolen car.


The vehicle was found overnight in South Armagh, some 60km from Balbriggan where the car was stolen.


A senior garda source admitted that the incident was very embarrassing for the gardai.


It is understood that Garda Commissioner Martin Callinan has ordered an immediate in inquiry into the incident.


The PSNI were today assisting the gardai in the hunt for the thief who is believed to live north of the border.

Talk about the f**king Keystone Cops!!!

[armaghniac]

http://www.independent.ie/life/teacher-loses-marriage-home-and-job-after-student-fakes-terminal-cancer-to-get-her-to-look-after-her-34304556.html

[seafoid]

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/27/gonorrhoea-could-become-untreatable-chief-medic-sally-davies

[Tony Baloney]

The Force Awakens takes $1 billion in 12 days!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35185528

[seafoid]

Early on at Birmingham, a player commented, "I can see your tits in that shirt." Brady replied, "Well, don't worry, when I sell you to Crewe, you won't be able to see them from there, will you?" And the player was subsequently sold.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2008/apr/10/1

[seafoid]

Man City was founded by a plastic paddy

  Your editorial (Blue heaven, September 3) on the surreal goings-on at Manchester City is all the more poignant when the roots of the club are taken into account. In 1880, Anna Connell, the 25-year-old daughter of the rector of St Mark's Church in Gorton, founded the football club that became the Eastlands-based plc we know today.
Connell fought for improvements in Gorton, which suffered chronically poor housing and sanitation, through the vehicle of football, advocating playing fields and healthier living. But who has heard of Anna Connell today? Manchester City's new owners? As we witness the bonkers enrichment of a few clubs, football's billionaire owners and millionaire players would do well to remember that the sport of football grew out of a need to improve the health of the disadvantaged, foster community cohesion and alleviate poverty. Football's relentless, and ultimately unsustainable, pursuit of profit is a betrayal of its founding spirit. Nick Reeves London

[armaghniac]

Priest suspended for riding hoverboard during Christmas Eve mass
http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/watch-priest-suspended-for-riding-hoverboard-during-christmas-eve-mass-34323470.html

[Orior]

Mary Elizabeth CAMERON Chair, Ulster-Scots Community Network.
Gets an OBE for services to the community in Northern Ireland.

Community? Aye, right

[5 Sams]

AP takes a knighthood!!

[Orior]

AP takes a knighthood!!

Would you?

[5 Sams]

AP takes a knighthood!!

Would you?

What do you think?

[armaghniac]

I'd say Fearon would love a knighthood.

[seafoid]

Mass rape of German women after the end of WW2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0FM_7_drf0

from 18 minutes

[armaghniac]

Mass rape of German women after the end of WW2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0FM_7_drf0

from 18 minutes

are you only hearing about this now?

[seafoid]

Mass rape of German women after the end of WW2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0FM_7_drf0

from 18 minutes

are you only hearing about this now?

I have a read a good bit about Germany after the war it but seeing the video of that young woman in the Sudetenland at 18.50 or so brings the horror to life. War is evil.