Things that make you go What the F**k?

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ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.


blewuporstuffed

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either




ONeill

Quote from: muppet on November 25, 2011, 02:10:35 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on November 24, 2011, 04:24:56 PM
Quote from: muppet on November 24, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
Fox News: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rt6vqki_eE&feature=related

She no more farted, than the man on the moon.

If he farted, would you hear it?

Saw or heard this recently - if a man had an idea in the desert and no woman heard it, would he still be wrong?
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Declan

Extract from this week's Connacht Tribune:

Clouds of confusion as Galway councillor tells another to 'go f..k
himself"

A GALWAY councillor has refused to apologise for swearing at a County
Council committee meeting after he told a fellow councillor to "go ****
himself"

Local area councillor Seamus O Scanail made the amazing outburst after
he was told he was a "feckin eejit" for thinking that cloud computing
was only suitable in areas with lots of rain.

He had told the Infrastructure Committee meeting this week that his
native Connemara would be ideal for cloud computing because it has heavy
cloud cover for nine months of the year."

The Independent councillor said that the Government should be doing more
to harness clean industries for the Connemara area and he named wind
energy and cloud computing as two obvious examples.

"Connemara in particular could become a centre of excellence for wind
energy harnessing, as it is open to the Atlantic. Also in terms of cloud
computing, we have dense thick fog for nine months of the year, because
of the mountain heights and the ability to harness this cloud power,
there is tremendous scope for cloud computing to become a major employer
in this region."

However his mistake was pointed out by an incredulous Cllr Martin Shiels
who said that "this is taking the biscuit. I've heard it all now. You
must be a fecking eejit to think that the cloud computing had anything
to do with climate."

Cllr O Scanail took umbrage at the remarks of his colleague and called
for them to be withdrawn. When Cllr Shields refused to do so, Tiernan
said "go
**** yourself, Cllr Shields."

Chairman Sile Ni Baoill asked for both councillors to withdraw their
comments, but Cllr O Scanail was repentant that Cllr Shields was wrong
and that cloud computing is linked to cloud cover.

Billys Boots

I've said it before and I'll say it again - we get the politicians we vote for.  I'm now officially in despair - thanks Dec.
My hands are stained with thistle milk ...

ziggysego

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Hereiam

That is unreal. It just goes to show the type of person that is sittin in local councils.

AZOffaly


Bingo

Unbelieveable, i'm sure this will hit the national papers.

And we wonder how the "stupid Irish" tag sticks.

heganboy

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

Declan

Only been told now by the lad who sent it to me that it's a fake story- apologies but what's more scary is that I wasn't surprised when I got it first!