Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Tony Baloney]

Michael Verney has been sending this around without naming the club.

Some overpaid manager trying to justify his existence and cost. The problem with all these things is it usually one of your better player(s) who break the rules. It's never number 27 on the panel. He turns up and togs out every week. You wish he would disappear as he's constantly f**king up drills and dropping balls.
 

This. They've probably read some shite by an American guru. He'll be putting Any Given Sunday quotes up in the changing rooms.

[Wildweasel74]

Ah amateur sport they say!!

[Eire90]

but how do they know if someone has a drink do they have spies out and about a bit like east germany.

[JoG2]

Michael Verney has been sending this around without naming the club.

Some overpaid manager trying to justify his existence and cost. The problem with all these things is it usually one of your better player(s) who break the rules. It's never number 27 on the panel. He turns up and togs out every week. You wish he would disappear as he's constantly f**king up drills and dropping balls.
 

This. They've probably read some shite by an American guru. He'll be putting Any Given Sunday quotes up in the changing rooms.

And prob a mercenary manager on the take... Can't imagine a clubman who's known these players since they were kids putting something like this together (if true of course)

[Orior]

What about sex - are they allowed to have sex? Maybe it only matters if it is:

1) on your own
2) with another first team member
3) with a squad member
4) with a squad member from the neighbouring parish
5) with a woman (over 40)
6) with a woman (under 40)
7) with a sheep
8 ) nun of the above
9) all the above

[TabClear]

What about sex - are they allowed to have sex? Maybe it only matters if it is:

1) on your own
2) with another first team member
3) with a squad member
4) with a squad member from the neighbouring parish
5) with a woman (over 40)
6) with a woman (under 40)
7) with a sheep
8 ) nun of the above
9) all the above

Fixed that

[93-DY-SAM]

What about sex - are they allowed to have sex? Maybe it only matters if it is:

1) on your own
2) with another first team member
3) with a squad member
4) with a squad member from the neighbouring parish
5) with a woman (over 40)
6) with a woman (under 40)
7) with a sheep
8 ) nun of the above
9) all the above

But only with management approval.

[Eire90]

why is the dail not sitting there.

[Brendan]

https://www.derrynow.com/news/derrynow/1358276/gaa-club-asked-to-give-explanation-after-hunger-strikers-pictures-allegedly-removed-for-cross-community-event.html

Think this belongs in this thread

[Armagh18]

https://www.derrynow.com/news/derrynow/1358276/gaa-club-asked-to-give-explanation-after-hunger-strikers-pictures-allegedly-removed-for-cross-community-event.html

Think this belongs in this thread

Joke. Wonder why it's only coming out 6 months later.

[bennydorano]

Presumably they weren't taking down photos of Kevin Lynch himself? Would be a strange one to take down considering.

[general_lee]

Who does Christy O'Kane play for? Or what GAA club is he a member of?

[Captain Obvious]

What about sex - are they allowed to have sex? Maybe it only matters if it is:

1) on your own
2) with another first team member
3) with a squad member
4) with a squad member from the neighbouring parish
5) with a woman (over 40)
6) with a woman (under 40)
7) with a sheep
8 ) nun of the above
9) all the above

But only with management approval.

A quickie at best they'll approve? certainly no bondage or foreplay allowed.

[LeoMc]

What about sex - are they allowed to have sex? Maybe it only matters if it is:

1) on your own
2) with another first team member
3) with a squad member
4) with a squad member from the neighbouring parish
5) with a woman (over 40)
6) with a woman (under 40)
7) with a sheep
8 ) nun of the above
9) all the above

But only with management approval.

A quickie at best they'll approve? certainly no bondage or foreplay allowed.

I would have thought the Physio would be expecting an extensive warm up to prevent injury.
GPS should be attached and it has to be uploaded to the group.

[brokencrossbar1]

What about sex - are they allowed to have sex? Maybe it only matters if it is:

1) on your own
2) with another first team member
3) with a squad member
4) with a squad member from the neighbouring parish
5) with a woman (over 40)
6) with a woman (under 40)
7) with a sheep
8 ) nun of the above
9) all the above

But only with management approval.

A quickie at best they'll approve? certainly no bondage or foreplay allowed.

I would have thought the Physio would be expecting an extensive warm up to prevent injury.
GPS should be attached and it has to be uploaded to the group.

I've seen a brave few physios that you'd happily have an extensive warm up with!!!

Load of shite these things,  Clarenbridge apparently. They obviously have serious ambition but show me any club who doesn't have at this time of year. I know we would have had drink bans but they were obeyed mostly in spirit than actuality. As players though when someone stepped out of line we dealt with it in-house. Bate the shite out of them in a tackling grid...that put the notion out of them to take the piss.