Time for a new sport - The Aren't we great Penta-Decathalon

[muppet]

15 (loosely) Irish disciplines that require only skill and little or no fitness and in particular that doping would be of no use whatsoever.

You must complete each task fully before moving on to the next task.

Here are a few suggestions:

1) Start on a footpath and hit the opposite kerb with a ball, thrown by the hand in any way - 5 times;
Then quickly..
2) Walk backwards to a nearby Gaa pitch and sideline cut a sliothar over the bar - 3 times;
Then...
3) Pick either sideline and kick a Gaelic football over the bar, from off the pitch - 3 times;
Next....
4) Jog 50m past a bunch of pundits who are shouting abuse at you, such as 'You are not a MON!' and 'Puke Penta-Decathlete!'
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15) Quickly bog snorkel your way the last 100m to to the finish line.

Any ideas for the rest?
Rules:
Obviously it would be completely amateur (no money involved anywhere) otherwise the Dubs and British cycling would be in the finals all the time.
You can pull down one opponent on the way but you will get a black card and be removed form that event. Your score from that event will only count if you didn't get any ticks from the referees for messing.

[seafoid]

5 Ask a passing foreigner to confirm that we are great

[gallsman]

Explain to Americans in Trinity where the Book of Kells is when they stand in front of a direction sign saying "Book of Kells".

[Shamrock Shore]

9) The most inventive way of explaining away actions/inactions of rogue clerics while keeping a straight face.

[muppet]

10) During a break in proceeding, pick up a hurl and hit any 3 people (officials or spectators allowed) a fair shoulder shouting 'c'mon <insert your club's nickname>'.

[armaghniac]

8. Cycling where you have to ensure that you have broken some law every 100m, either by breaking a red light, cycling on the footpath or on the wrong side of the road.

[Itchy]

14- Suss out the judges and make an appropriate bribe. The quality of the bribe sets your start position for the final big snorkelling leg.

[AZOffaly]

12 or 13 or something. The Facebook Outrage Cycling Sprint - How quickly you can upload a clip of a motorist behaving dangerously, filmed on your helmet cam. Bonus points if you can bait a taxi driver into losing his temper, and capture bad language and/or vague statements to which you reply 'Are you threatening me, I have this on camera'. Automatic disqualification if you do not edit out the piece that makes if obvious why the motorist is irate in the first place.