Good news story.
Earlier in the year, my garden was shit. There were more brown bits that green bits, and the green bits was moss.
I got some prices for those roll-out prebuilt lawns, but then thought feck it, I'd rather keep my money.
I threw my flymo in the bin, and got a mower with wheels, and put it on the highest setting. I threw down some grass seed, which didnt really work. When I was weeding the flower beds, I transplanted little tufts of grass onto the brown bits.
Hey presto! Four months later, I've a beuatiful lush green garden which my neighbour thought that I'd bought pre-bulit.