Black eye Friday

[5 Sams]

Ye horny hoor...have fun!

[Hoof Hearted]

Home safe and sound from Newry. Brass Monkey is a top  place. Great grub, fine pints and I knew every hoor in the place. Great nights/afternoons fun....was there from 3pm.

You appear in good shape.
I got the following text from the missus about 2 mins ago who is out on her do.

"Iwx iloj ok".

I could be in tonight!

possibly, but will you be first !!

[Windmill abu]

"Iwx iloj ok".

Translates as I won't swallow I'll enjoy. Boke.

[charlieTully]

Sweet Jesus I'm dying.

[muppet]

Home safe and sound from Newry. Brass Monkey is a top  place. Great grub, fine pints and I knew every hoor in the place. Great nights/afternoons fun....was there from 3pm.

You appear in good shape.
I got the following text from the missus about 2 mins ago who is out on her do.

"Iwx iloj ok".

I could be in tonight!

Well?

[charlieTully]

Durty hoors you two.

[Tony Baloney]

Home safe and sound from Newry. Brass Monkey is a top  place. Great grub, fine pints and I knew every hoor in the place. Great nights/afternoons fun....was there from 3pm.

You appear in good shape.
I got the following text from the missus about 2 mins ago who is out on her do.

"Iwx iloj ok".

I could be in tonight!

Well?

Ibwas asleep when she came in. Woke me at 2 to undo the zip on her dress and I went back to sleep.

[ONeill]

What did you have for breakfast?