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A few Hetheringtons, Cushes and Mulgrews.

I'm really interested to see what our plan is for Donaghy. The only plan I can think of that mighh have some element of success is damage limitation. Accept that Donaghy will win the high balls, let him have it, but don't let him goalside, and try to reduce his options by marking the corner forwards and the runners tightly. If McConnell challenges for the 50/50s and loses, then Kerry will likely be in on goal.

Sounds ideal but a recipe for disaster. If you're going to allow Donaghy to have some level of success you'll have a cavalcade of runners waiting for a lay-off. You need to compete with Kieran, on the edge of legality, and have enough support to pick up the breaking ball as Monaghan did. Kerry's only goal came from a defender's mistake. Ideally, prevent the ball coming in but easier said than done.

Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man Utd next win the European Cup?".
The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham win a Premier League game?".
God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"

I see the Irish News have echoed my sentiments about Kerry's tactics v Monaghan. Only one team tried to play attractive gaelic football that day. Kerry just repeatedly lumped the ball into the square a la an U16 Grade 3 minor side. Makes me sick.

What if you do it out in the yard?

Should I sue this website?

http://www.football365.com/

I have mine on all the time (well, while I'm driving!). I think it should be law, as it is in some countries. No harm in being seen and it doesn't cost anything (much).

Aye, it's a real bastard in the blazing sunlight when a car goes past and you don't see it.

..and long may it continue....

Here, in all seriousness, Bent at 16 million seems like a bargain.

Jol hurriedly filling out his intertoto forms during the interview. Thought his excuses were weak though - injuries so bad he had to play a gardener in midfield and someone bent up front. Pathetic Martin.

...they decide to set up a wee shop selling newspapers, tobacco and mineral.

Wheest lads, Spurs have a corner on 90 mins. Anything can happen....

Great start to the season for the Toffees. Very well organised.

Spurs fans leaving in their droves on 80 mins. One man walking around Pointzpass.

YMCA - hate the pressure of being the only one not interested in doing the movements.....(not homophobic or closeted)

There's another one 'The Time Warp'. Feck away aff and let me enjoy me stout.

ONeill, what about Rock the boat?Another pile of dung where you may be pressurised into the movements!!!!!  When you dont take part you are seen as a stick in the mud....but personally ill rather been seen as that than a bollocks lined up sitting on the floor rocking back and forth!!!

Nail on the feckin head there. Some blade took me to her formal in Cookstown a right few years ago. They all started doing it. I had to join in but hadn't a clue what I was meant to do. Started looking for eels.

Wouldn't fancy being Big Tone's cat right now.

And it has nothing to do with Jol. Spurs have always been shit.