Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent

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Garth Brooks to play for Trump Inauguration

Surprise as Tyrone announces its full support for Donald Trump

Tyrone announces new sponsor - Тайрон Закрытое собрание

Trump announces new GAA President -

[OgraAnDun]

Garth Brooks to play for Trump Inauguration

Surprise as Tyrone announces its full support for Donald Trump

Tyrone announces new sponsor - Тайрон Закрытое собрание

Trump announces new GAA President -

One Shot Paddy unmasked at last.

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Georgia Salpia says the Trump presidency will be good for anyone who wants to get into modelling with top agencies
Eoghan Harris says Trump will be bad for Shinners
Martin Brehony wonders if Putin was behind the black card fiasco and what it might have to do with Roscommon
Everyone agrees that this year's all Ireland winners will walk it next year

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Don't look at our Brolly fiasco - Mayo! Holmes!! Aiden O'Shea!! Look over here everyone!!!!

[seafoid]

Queen cancels trip to Sandringham

[stew]

Queen cancels trip to Sandringham

Only because she is on the way out!

I expect to get hit with a wall of British imperialistic bull shut in the next month after she croaks.

King Charles, feck me!

[seafoid]

Queen cancels trip to Sandringham

Only because she is on the way out!

I expect to get hit with a wall of British imperialistic bull shut in the next month after she croaks.

King Charles, feck me!

Spaniel

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Dublin Homeless set for Bumper Christmas

IRA Godfather Receives Christmas Hug

[Milltown Row2]

Dublin Homeless set for Bumper Christmas

Seems not!!

http://theliberal.ie/heartbreaking-the-bleak-reality-of-christmas-in-ireland-as-almost-3000-people-queue-for-food-packages-today/

[vallankumous]

Dublin Homeless set for Bumper Christmas

Seems not!!

http://theliberal.ie/heartbreaking-the-bleak-reality-of-christmas-in-ireland-as-almost-3000-people-queue-for-food-packages-today/

The centre handed out nearly 3,000 Christmas food packages today,

This is my point, in the spirit of the thread.

Btw, I love this thread Idea!

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Amy Hubeman condemns Gerry Adams sense of colour

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Holmes and Connelly criticise Trump appointment process
Gary Sice: Hillary Clinton is the reason I've been crap for Galway;
Stewclusive - Hillary killed Gary Sice!

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Gary Sice: I was no worse than the Dub forwards
Eamon Dunphy : Ibrahimovic is magnificent . The last comment I made about him came from an imposter
Holmes and Connolly : 3 of the squad were agitating for a united Ireland during Palm Sunday mass
Amy Huberman: How to wrap Christmas presents

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Il Bomber - I called it Palm Sunday for a different reason

[Itchy]

Martin Brehony- A list of what your favourite gaa celebrity is wearing this christmas