Brian May hospitalised after 'ripping his buttocks to shreds' in gardening accident
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/brian-may-hospital-gardening-accident-queen-instagram-a9504956.html
Don't be ripping the arse out of this one with puns lads.
Bohemian soreasspody
Nearly works
I want to rake free.
We have the cramp(ions)
Seven fields of rye.
I'm mowing slightly mad.
another one bites the dust.
Radio Ahhh Ahhh
bummer to fall
But the show must go on.. even though his Ass is aching..
I'd like to ride my bicycle?