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[tremendous looking quare and that always helped.]

B's beat Keady tonight 1-7 to 0-6.  Hard to single out any one player as it was an excellent team performance, different players had their moments at different times.  Keady were Keady, tried to physically bully the youngest lads on the pitch, tackle with fists etc....  Sam McClatchey was ref When is the mid board going to put him out of his misery? a disgrace.

McClatchey has been a carbunkle on the arsehole of Armagh football for decades benny and I think he will drop dead reffing a game (badly).

teams see Sam reffing and know that they will get away with murder because he was a thug when he kicked a ball back in the day  but the truth is he stinks as a ref just like he did as a player and they will probably wheel him out there until somebody gets their neck broke and then tell him he is done.

As for keady picking on the lighter lads, sure tey have done tha for years and got away with that, it has served them well over the years. I dunno why but I detest keady and always did and the only saving grace for that tip was the fact that it always produced a couple of tremendous looking quare and that always helped.

And so speaks Brad Pitt.........or is it little s**t

Hedley i don't know why your having a go at sureyouwil, you seem to be saying that he is been overprotective however i agree fully with him.You just can't take chances with your children not in this day and age.   

It's the sanctimonious drivel that gets me. The McCanns were on holiday and did what lots of parents do when they have young children with them, and I have done also........get the children to bed and then take some time to themselves in what should have been a safe situation.
I would not condemn them......I feel for them.

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I feel for the parents.........who on here with kids hasn't done one of the following

gone to the shop to buy the paper/milk and left kids in car

bought petrol and left kids in car

gone for a meal with baby monitor by side while kids slept upstairs(in hotel/restaurant)

I have done all of the above .........so I must be negligent also.

No
As Sammy Yes and car was locked and I could see it.
No

But excuse me asking wtf has that got to do with going on holiday leaving 2 one year olds and a 3 year old totally unattended whilst you went out for the night dining and drinking?

Hope you didn't hurt yourself when you got down off the cross. Al baby sitters in Armagh area better have police clearance if they are to get a job with you.

Least they would be with baby sitters - that is the whole point - I would not go out for the night and leave my children unattended - any part of that you cannot understand?

I'll put your name forward for "Buckfast" parent of the year!

[totally]

I feel for the parents.........who on here with kids hasn't done one of the following

gone to the shop to buy the paper/milk and left kids in car

bought petrol and left kids in car

gone for a meal with baby monitor by side while kids slept upstairs(in hotel/restaurant)

I have done all of the above .........so I must be negligent also.

No
As Sammy Yes and car was locked and I could see it.
No

But excuse me asking wtf has that got to do with going on holiday leaving 2 one year olds and a 3 year old totally unattended whilst you went out for the night dining and drinking?

Hope you didn't hurt yourself when you got down off the cross. Al baby sitters in Armagh area better have police clearance if they are to get a job with you.

I feel for the parents.........who on here with kids hasn't done one of the following

gone to the shop to buy the paper/milk and left kids in car

bought petrol and left kids in car

gone for a meal with baby monitor by side while kids slept upstairs(in hotel/restaurant)

I have done all of the above .........so I must be negligent also.

this harps team is very young,and it will take a few years to reach their full potential.It is a big step up  to senior level, their time wil come.

From an outsider's point of view the same things have been said for 5 or 6 years now, and you don't seem any closer to gathering up a team capable of winning (or even finishing second to Cross) a county championship.

No team have come close to beating Cross in the championship over the last 11 years 

Poor people have it,
Rich people want for it,
If you eat it you die!

Gerry O'Neill

[No speakah de English]

No speakah de English

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

Eventually, the lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

A fiver says you're gonna read this again....

Brilliant

Kevin Daly at the Scouts.

Apparently he was told to lose the "mulligan" mullet.