A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[Owenmoresider]

Surprised that a pub that doesn't do weekend openings!

Unless it was doors closed so the Leitrim wans could drown their sorrows in peace maybe.

[Treasurer]

'Mad dog' is my new shot of choice, don't suppose I'll be getting one here

[Billys Boots]

Nobody's getting served until there are serious competition entries - barman's sulking.

[Billys Boots]

Useless, I say, useless the lot of ye ... 

Pic. 1
Flake, but not Cadbury's. Answer: Britney Spears



Pic. 2
Has adopted half of Africa, apparently.  Answer: Brad Pitt



Pic. 3
Not as successful as their spouse.  Answer: Hilary Clinton



Pic. 4
Check the sitting room.  Answer:  It's either Rois or Treasurer, I took thie picture while they were taking out the ashes last week, but I couldn't work out who it was.



Pic. 5
Sligo's finest.  Answer: Áine Chambers



Pic. 6
Sportsperson - would usually be wearing less clothes, professionally.  Answer: Oscar de la Hoya



Pic. 7
Magic.  Answer: Bruce Springsteen



Pic. 8
In the environment that made this person famous.  Answer: Pamela Anderson

[Treasurer]

No. 4 must be Rois, I wear a nylon housecoat when I'm putting out the ashes.

[Billys Boots]

I dunno T, it was you came down with the bucket of ashes that day.

[Rois]

Nope, it's Treasurer, I wouldn't put a soccer top on me if I was paid.

[Treasurer]

Are ya sure Rois? My body dysmorphia must be worse than I thought!

[Billys Boots]

I dunno Rois, I've seen Azzurri gaelic jersies like that before.

[Hardy]

I thought No. 5 was Spot. Or Rover I mean. Which reminds me - any of yiz see any sign of him?

[ludermor]

sorry for asking a stupid question but can someone explain No 1 to me.

[brokencrossbar1]

I thought No. 5 was Spot. Or Rover I mean. Which reminds me - any of yiz see any sign of him?

He got too friendly and I gave him a bowl of super hot beef korma with a laxative mixed in it.  I wouldn't let him sleep in the bed tonight, you never know, it could be your lucky night

[Farrandeelin]

Can I have a coke please?

[Hardy]

I thought No. 5 was Spot. Or Rover I mean. Which reminds me - any of yiz see any sign of him?

He got too friendly and I gave him a bowl of super hot beef korma with a laxative mixed in it.  I wouldn't let him sleep in the bed tonight, you never know, it could be your lucky night

That's grand so BC. I thought he might have run away after I showed him the get-up we were going to tog out in if you were going to be at your usual carry-on over there at the fire.

[Puckoon]

Are you keeping the prices low Billy? With all that's gone on, its been quiet around here recently.

Tis Friday though after all and there's a couple quid in the pay check. I'll have a pint please - but no half un this time.