A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[the Deel Rover]

sure go for it rois , give us a whiskey to Kill the pain there billy , Lovely Day outside isn't it Rois , sit down there good girl i won't be long cutting your locks off, where are you going on your holidays this year

[muppet]

Watch your back Deel, Treasurer was carrying a hatchet earlier and I heard her say something about startin' up a chainsaw.

She didn't like seeing you talking to Rois.

[Rois]

You've obviously got that ponytail looked after in a women's hairdressers before Deel, with that chat. 

You're not touching my blonde locks let me tell ye. 

[the Deel Rover]

i did indeed Rois its a long story myself and muppett were on the tear one thursday we had just collected the Dole and i had just finished a nixer, anyway Muppett says come with me and he brings me to this "salon" he was having a sack crack and  back done now i'm from the country so i didn't know what the fcuk he was on about so while i was waiting i got the auld gruaig cut . That colour suits ya anyways Rois another pint there Billy

[lfdown2]

jaysus willie she's got quiet, see thon place up the road isnt doing a big trade either....throw me on a pint im sure they'll be back.

hows yerself anyroads, much work on?what about this oul recession...

[Puckoon]

I suppose it will be standing room only on Sunday at communion time?

[muppet]

Ah Puckoon, I remember you from the BallyKnockballsmore Junior D team. Water carrier wasn't it?

Did you get the leg sewn back on? You'd hardly notice.

[Puckoon]

First assistant to the water carrier now that you mention it.


Yer as sober as the last day I saw ye.

[muppet]

First assistant to the water carrier now that you mention it.


Yer as sober as the last day I saw ye.

Not to bad thanks, early night for me tonight. Help me pull out that auld matress, there a good lad.

[DoYerJob Linesman]

"Boys, the cops are up the road."

[Rois]

Just in from the pictures there, it's a brave distance from the picture house to here.  Jameson and water le do thoill.

[milltown row]

kids in bed, thought i'd nip in for the final part of the irish game and watch the rest of the Spanish game. on me holidays.  pint of Carslberg and a wee hot whiskey to take away the cold

[Rois]

You've no chance of either soccer or Carlsberg in here Milltown.  Just warning you before Billy shouts at you.  I'd change that lager to a Guinness pretty quick.

[muppet]

kids in bed, thought i'd nip in for the final part of the irish game and watch the rest of the Spanish game. on me holidays.  pint of Carslberg and a wee hot whiskey to take away the cold

We don't have a telly and you're standing on my bed.

[Treasurer]

kids in bed, thought i'd nip in for the final part of the irish game and watch the rest of the Spanish game. on me holidays.  pint of Carslberg and a wee hot whiskey to take away the cold

A hot whiskey, there's an idea for real when I get home