A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[LeoMc]

I'm on a diet do you sell Coors Light?

Holy f**k, here she comes!

Holly feck.Jacket on,short buried an out,and dont look back ,here it comes!

Ye know its a nice soft day to dander down to the Railway arms. Sure tis only down't road a bitteen.

[Billys Boots]

Feckin piss-drinkers; now you've done it.  If this goes on we'll be doing a looped showing of 'The Big Lebowski' and 'The Guard' all day, on alternate days, towards eternity.  Shite, I'll have to buy one of them televisuamathingy yokes.  Bollix.

[Hardy]

Do you still keep a Babycham or two for sendin out to herself in the car while she's waitin?

[Puckoon]

Billy can you send someone in with some bog roll, or a locka sea shells?

[Billys Boots]

Do you still keep a Babycham or two for sendin out to herself in the car while she's waitin?

Waitin; what does that mean?

[Billys Boots]

Billy can you send someone in with some bog roll, or a locka sea shells?

What's wrong with the sandpaper and Swarfega?

[Hardy]

Do you still keep a Babycham or two for sendin out to herself in the car while she's waitin?

Waitin; what does that mean?

We're all la-de-da now? Waiting, doun't you knouw, for me to finish my few pints.

[Billys Boots]

Do you still keep a Babycham or two for sendin out to herself in the car while she's waitin?

Waitin; what does that mean?

We're all la-de-da now? Waiting, doun't you knouw, for me to finish my few pints.

What's that got to do with me - am I to be entertaining people outside now.  Where will it all end - comfortable chairs or cushions, I spose next. 

[southdown]

The name's Thornton. Sean Thornton.

[AbbeySider]

The name's Thornton. Sean Thornton.

Welcome home Yank

Pint there Billy...

[johnneycool]

Do you still keep a Babycham or two for sendin out to herself in the car while she's waitin?

Waitin; what does that mean?

We're all la-de-da now? Waiting, doun't you knouw, for me to finish my few pints.

What's that got to do with me - am I to be entertaining people outside now.  Where will it all end - comfortable chairs or cushions, I spose next.

Nah, a pool table with a royal blue cloth, de duke box and a Sahara hot nuts machine is badly needed in here.

[heganboy]

Hardy,
If you have the skillet on - I'll have a bacon soda farl with a pint and a wee powers while she's settling.
Cheers

(the amakane shebeen)

[Hardy]

How man times do I have to tell yiz? It's my name over the door but Mr Boots here pockets the takings of the establishment, a fair proportion of them contributed by yours truly.

[Puckoon]

I don't care who makes it, but a bacon soda farl sounds mighty right now.

[AbbeySider]

Had enough of this shite talk, and my arseeen is broken off this stool.
G'luck men