A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[Billys Boots]

Any lotto tickets left behind the bar? Forgot to get mine last night

Do you think this is some sort of service industry? 

[LeoMc]

How ya Zig
Yed think a man wi your connections could get tickets. You must know some boys from that modding ye be doin.

[AbbeySider]

*Mumbles* <This Guinness is like piss>
Throw me out a can there Billy.
Some ice too if their not cold.

[RogerMilla]

birthday next week , can you put on a few trays of sandwiches in the botttom bar?

[Hardy]

<Peers around the door jamb>
Is himself about? I was a bit cheeky there earlier - I hope I'm not in the bad books. It's a long walk to the Railway Arms.

[AbbeySider]

Can any of ye get me a ticket for the All Ireland?

Another can there....

[Billys Boots]

Tin cans are for vegetables - they're highly unsuitable for beer, or at least the kind of beer we have in this establishment.  Let me tell you now, for once and for all, beer in tin cans and their like will never darken the doorstep of this public house.  I'll not say it again. 

[AbbeySider]

Tin cans are for vegetables - they're highly unsuitable for beer, or at least the kind of beer we have in this establishment.  Let me tell you now, for once and for all, beer in tin cans and their like will never darken the doorstep of this public house.  I'll not say it again.

Sound, pour me a small wan so, and throw a dash of lemonade in it

[Billys Boots]

Lemonade is for ladies; you'll find it in the sitting room upstairs - don't do anything you wouldn't do at home. On second thoughts, go home. 

[AbbeySider]

Lemonade is for ladies; you'll find it in the sitting room upstairs - don't do anything you wouldn't do at home. On second thoughts, go home.

F**k off and pour me a whiskey

[Billys Boots]

Right sonny, you're barred.  Igor, Igor!!

[AbbeySider]

Right sonny, you're barred.  Igor, Igor!!

F**k this, its time to go home anyway, I am here all day.
I need to ring the quare wan to bring me home, are the cops still at the crossroads? I might chance it....

[Dougal Maguire]

I'm on a diet do you sell Coors Light?

[brokencrossbar1]

I'm on a diet do you sell Coors Light?

Holy f**k, here she comes!

[cuconnacht]

I'm on a diet do you sell Coors Light?

Holy f**k, here she comes!

Holly feck.Jacket on,short buried an out,and dont look back ,here it comes!