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#5311
GAA Discussion / Re: Quotes of the year
November 29, 2006, 11:45:41 AM
Shamrock Shore Senior "I'll never go to an All Ireland final again with Mayo in it"
Shamrock Shore "What happens if they are playing Longford in the final?"
Shamrock Shore Senior "I'll stay at home and make sure the bonfires are ready"
#5312
GAA Discussion / Re: NOTE TO JOURNALISTS
November 29, 2006, 07:59:57 AM
So - what part of the Southside is Bono from cville :-\
#5313
Longford / Re: Longford Football (& Hurling) Thread
November 28, 2006, 02:06:34 PM
HOORAY

Four home games for Skelly. Hopefully we won't see a whinge from him in 2007.
#5314
Longford / Re: Longford Football (& Hurling) Thread
November 28, 2006, 12:26:27 PM
Is Mitchell not a Carrickedmond man by birth?
#5315
Jesus. Where is the T'rone meltdown at this slight (however  :D )
#5316
GAA Discussion / Re: Memorable Pieces of Commentary
November 22, 2006, 08:33:51 PM
"would you hurry up with the kickout goalie"

Longford pa blurts into life at the end of a Nat League Game as the opposition goalie takes his time with minutes to go.
#5317
GAA Discussion / Re: Memorable Pieces of Commentary
November 22, 2006, 01:14:19 PM
All Ireland Semi -final 1977. Michael O'Heiher.

"There's 15 minutes still to play......alleluia"
#5318
GAA Discussion / Apologies to Laureleye
November 10, 2006, 09:46:09 PM

Shur, we had a good day out. Largest ever collection of Longford people outside of Longford (probably...but cannot be sure of the story around The Famine)
#5319
GAA Discussion / Re: The GAA Photo thread
November 10, 2006, 09:35:36 PM

Bad day at the office for Cathal Conefrey!

(We still beat them though, oh yes  ;D )
#5320
GAA Discussion / O'Byrne Cup Football 2007 in Leinster
November 10, 2006, 09:20:30 PM
Just getting this started.

O'Byrne Cup (and eh  :-[ , Shield) begin on Jnauary 7th.

Longford are playing some Third Level shower in the first round. Who exactly hasn't been decided yet.

Can the glory days of 2000 be recaptured or will we have to settle for retaining the Shield in 2007  :P

Full Draw:

1.   Longford   v   3rd Level
2.   Offaly   v   3rd Level
3.   Laois   v   Kildare
4.   Louth   v   Meath
5.   Wicklow   v   Carlow
6.   Kilkenny    v   Wexford
7.   Westmeath  v   3rd Level
8.   Dublin   v   3rd Level

9.          1    v    2
10.        3    v    4
11.        5    v    6
12.        7    v    8

13.        9   v   10
14.       11   v   12

CRAOBH:    13    v    14

Dates:

ROUND I
    (Games     1   -   8 )............7.1.2007

ROUND II
    (Games     9   -   12).........14.1.2007

SEMI FINALS:
    (Games     13   -   14)........21.1.2007

FINAL ........................... 28.1.2007


Shield Dates:

ROUND I   .......................14.1.2007

ROUND II........................21.1.2007

FINAL:  ...........................28.1.2007

#5321
General discussion / Re: Corny One for Friday
November 10, 2006, 04:13:35 PM
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,

"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church, when the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer will-power. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.
However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible....anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there" admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.

"We know" said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at Woodies either."
#5322
GAA Discussion / Re: GPA Football Player of the year
November 10, 2006, 10:37:53 AM
I'd have Galvin up there as well.

Is Donaghy not just a one-trick pony (although it is a good trick)
#5323
Clubs : Mostrim
County : Longford
Best Football Memory: Eh.......
#5324
GAA Discussion / Re: New Topic Test
November 09, 2006, 10:53:55 PM
More like 365  :D