Corny One for Friday

[Orior]

My pet mouse Elvis died today.

He was caught in a trap.

And Debbie Harry passed away too. She was found hanging on the telephone.

And footballer Zinedine Zidane has been arrested after Sophie Ellis Baxter was dead on the floor of his apartment. It was murder on Zindane's floor.

[armaghniac]

I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.