Nutjob on shooting spree in Cumbria

[Minder]

Shock and horror will soon be followed by text jokes...

Is it too early to post them yet?

As long as they are allowed on the Israel/Gaza flotilla thread.

Maybe the three of you could pm each other your funny jokes if yous want to act like scumbags

Where are these jokes that were posted Pints? You seem to have missed my point.

[pintsofguinness]

Shock and horror will soon be followed by text jokes...

Is it too early to post them yet?

As long as they are allowed on the Israel/Gaza flotilla thread.

Maybe the three of you could pm each other your funny jokes if yous want to act like scumbags

Where are these jokes that were posted Pints? You seem to have missed my point.

I see your point now, apologies.
I'd read it like you were the dying to post some like the other two.

[Minder]

Fair dos.

[ONeill]

I wonder what they were winding him up about the previous night at the taxi depot.

[Hardy]

Why do these bastards get it arse-backways and shoot themselves LAST?

[Capt Pat]

Apparently he wamted , walcott, Huddlestone and Leighton Baines in the England squad instead of ,Wright Phillips, Carrick and Warnock.

[Down South]

Shock and horror will soon be followed by text jokes...

Is it too early to post them yet?

As long as they are allowed on the Israel/Gaza flotilla thread.

Maybe the three of you could pm each other your funny jokes if yous want to act like scumbags

Where are these jokes that were posted Pints? You seem to have missed my point.

I see your point now, apologies.
I'd read it like you were the dying to post some like the other two.

Its called black humour pints, but then again humour doesnt seem to be something you would know much about.

[omagh_gael]

Apparently he wamted , walcott, Huddlestone and Leighton Baines in the England squad instead of ,Wright Phillips, Carrick and Warnock.

Hillarious

[Down South]

According to newspaper reports today (Indo), Bird was turned away from a local hospital after seeking help with some mental issues.

[illdecide]

Why do these b**tards get it arse-backways and shoot themselves LAST?

Because if he shot himself first then it would just have been a suicide resulting in one death (his own)

[Hoof Hearted]

i assume Hardy hoped that would have been the case. Sarcasm is seriously lost on some people here

[eggy bread]

i assume Hardy hoped that would have been the case. Sarcasm is seriously lost on some people here

I know, it's as much wasted by the originator of the sarcasm, such witticisms and observational quips would appear to warrant a bigger stage than the GAABOARD.

[Doogie Browser]

The wall to wall news coverage on Sky news was disgusting last night, the modern media has certainly no conscience when it somes to 'the story'.

[bingobus]

The wall to wall news coverage on Sky news was disgusting last night, the modern media has certainly no conscience when it somes to 'the story'.

Baffled by this! You watched it all then? They will report it as such cause A: It was a major story B: People like you tuned in to watch it.

RIP to all victims and their families. Senseless killings.

[Doogie Browser]

The wall to wall news coverage on Sky news was disgusting last night, the modern media has certainly no conscience when it somes to 'the story'.

Baffled by this! You watched it all then? They will report it as such cause A: It was a major story B: People like you tuned in to watch it.

RIP to all victims and their families. Senseless killings.

You don't get it Bingobus, it was the dragging out of eyewitnesses and local people who were bewildered and clearly shocked that annoyed me.  Leading questions being asked of people who were quite clearly in shock.
Of course it merits massive coverage, the local MP was on newsnight last night and thanked them for the way they handled the subject whilst saying that a lot of other press had been less than sensitive to the commnunites feelings.