A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

Billys Boots · February 10, 2009, 10:10:01 AM

You laddeen, you're underage - get the f**k out, and stay out.

Billys Boots · February 10, 2009, 10:20:44 AM

This thread is for the purpose solely of those folk who like a quiet pint, to discuss matters of life-and-death. It will remain the preserve of those who have sex often enough for it not to be a matter of life-and-death.

The thread will be equipped with a wooden bar (if you like marble, go somewhere else). The thread will only have small windows - on no account will they be south-facing. The thread will have wooden floors, without veneer. Lighting will be provided by a 40W bulb, located 50 yards away. For the thirsty among us, refreshments will consist of stout (kegged or bottled), whiskey (but no whisky) and tap-water. During Lent, there will be warm bottles of Calrsberg for those who have given up alcohol. Tea will be provided, only if absolutely necessary, in the case of medical emergencies.

If ye don't like it, make sure the door doesn't kick your arse on the way out.

Doogie Browser · February 10, 2009, 10:24:29 AM

Good man Billy, I'll have a bottle of stout, off the shelf mind.

lfdown2 · February 10, 2009, 10:25:11 AM

can we have saw dust?

cavan4ever · February 10, 2009, 10:30:45 AM

brokencrossbar1 · February 10, 2009, 10:31:07 AM

Bottle of McArdle's, I'm sitting on the Maine Minerals crate by the fire. Will you light that fecking thing ye mean hoor??? Aye and can I have 20 Major, the Spanish ones

SidelineKick · February 10, 2009, 10:37:35 AM

Get more turf for the fire while you're at it I'm foundered. Smoking allowed??? Its only a pipe.

Declan · February 10, 2009, 10:38:10 AM

Packet of Tayto with my third pint please?

the green man · February 10, 2009, 10:39:33 AM

Pint a porter and a packet of Players for me.

Minder · February 10, 2009, 10:39:50 AM

Where is the condom machine?

AZOffaly · February 10, 2009, 10:45:21 AM

Is this a forum within a forum? Like the Snug of Nancy Blakes in Limerick

Anyway, pint of plain for me please.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, young lads, for feck's sake.

SidelineKick · February 10, 2009, 10:47:50 AM

Gimme a blue WKD and 4 jaegarbombs.

cavan4ever · February 10, 2009, 10:49:35 AM

snakebite please.

brokencrossbar1 · February 10, 2009, 10:50:03 AM

I saw a woman turning her head around the door there, what is she at here, is Mass over?

Drumanee 1 · February 10, 2009, 10:53:12 AM

turn that tv off and f**ck it out the door,hate that banging match when i am trying to have a conversation,now where was i ?