Cork weirdos

[Forever Green]

Them folk are into some weird shit

http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/helen-wood-confessions-of-a-working-girl-2817767.html

"We came over to Ireland and went around different hotels. Dublin, Belfast, Galway and Cork. We worked a lot in Cork. I hated Cork. They're a different breed. They're like the rednecks of Ireland. They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

Dirty, as in a good way, with dirty sex?

"No." She grimaces. "They're not clean, not like city boys. A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

Did she bring her wooden spoon?

"No. One man wanted me to kick him in his ribs and he'd bring an egg-timer to make sure he got his full half-hour. In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses. I see it as not having sex with them so I actually prefer that. It's actually quite amusing because I'd be looking at the back of their head thinking, 'You f**king idiot.'

[lawnseed]

i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc

[Mike Sheehy]

lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com

[mannix]

i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc

+1

[Eamonnca1]

i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc

Well I thought it was interesting. Damned if I know what it was doing in the Indo though, sounds more like Sunday Life material.

[tommysmith]

i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc

+1

God help us if we cant have a laugh now 

[Billys Boots]

lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com

Best suggestion in a while. 

[Olly]

I might go down there this weekend. Plenty of b&bs?

[muppet]

lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com

Best suggestion in a while. 

Yes and can you find some way of letting us watch?

[ziggysego]

lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com

[laoislad]

Which part of the above is the weird part?

[muppet]

Which part of the above is the weird part?

Us non-Cork/Laoislads raised a few eyebrows here:

They're not clean, not like city boys. A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to t**t them.

[Hardy]

They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to t**t them.

Don't they understand Cork people would only have sex with other Cork people? Getting you to "treat them like dogs"? That's not humiliating themselves, that's just exercising their natural superiority by getting you to do what they want.

(How am I going to find out what "t**t" means?)

[Capt Pat]

Sounds like somebody didn't get paid by a couple of boyos in Cork and is taking her revenge on the county.

Who was she expecting to show up? The lord mayor?

[Billys Boots]

(How am I going to find out what "t**t" means?)

I'd love to know too, if anyone's telling.