Where Is the Love?

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What with 5times going postal on the idiots thread,asitis accusing Mikey Sheehy of bestiality or HH's lovers tiff with Dublinfella, I thought now would be good time to remind everyone one of the basic tenets of internet fora.
Posters personas are what they want to be not what they are.
So what's the point in falling out with someone who doesn't exist.
I don't want to call anybody stupid in case i end up in a ditch somewhere but jesus lads cop on.

Just to let you know how ridiculous this is, here's a few FACTS I happen to know about the real people behind the pseudonyms:

MIGHTY QUINN is a classroom assistant
POG'S bird makes him wear a pinny when he's washing up
5TIMES was bullied at school (by a girl)
LECALE and BLACKSHEEP are pioneers.
GABRIEL AND PUCKOON have never been further west than Strabane
BILLY and RUFUS are MANYOO supporters (RUFUS has an Alec Stepney duvet, billy a Declan Nerney one)
HARDY moved to cork cos he's on the run (he spends most of his time on a wee fishing boat off the south coast picking up Ahem supplies)
the entire car park of the Glenavon stood in awe for an hour one saturday night as NIFAN and ZIGGY kicked fcuk outta eachother (apparently Nifan looked funny at Ziggy and when challenged called him a dirty fenian taig bastard). They're both currently receiving anger management classes from Dennis Wise.
ONEILL has a ponytail
DONAGH votes Alliance
FEARON is sane
TAKE YOUR POINTS is a Lollipop man
MIKEY SHEEHY has an inferiority complex
DUBLINFELLA IS Frank Murphy 
MAXIMUS is from Slaughtneil
DERRY DAISY is his missus
ROIS is an eighteen stone bloke 
EASYTIGER and HIB run de nortside with an iron fist for the boys
LAOISLAD AND STPAULS aren't allowed out without the missus.
LYNCHBHOY is a cop (based in Londonderry)


Oh and i'm actually a nippy corner forward with my best years ahead of me.

[Snowed Under]

Ah now come on sure I've been bullying a pseudonym here don't you know.

[his holiness nb]

Ah now come on sure I've been bullying a pseudonym here don't you know.

Yeah but you were forgiven so its ok 

[The Real Laoislad]

I blame the Dubs 

[Puckoon]

Ah now come on sure I've been bullying a pseudonym here don't you know.

Yeah but you were forgiven so its ok 

Jesus fellas its the festive season of goodwill and all but dont be gettin all mushy on us!

[pintsofguinness]

Ah now come on sure I've been bullying a pseudonym here don't you know.

Yeah but you were forgiven so its ok 

Oh please HH!

[heganboy]

Laoislad, surely that's the cheeky dubs you blame?

[The Real Laoislad]

Laoislad, surely that's the cheeky dubs you blame?

Na sure all Dub's are the same aren't they His Holiness 

[Snowed Under]

Ah now come on sure I've been bullying a pseudonym here don't you know.

Yeah but you were forgiven so its ok 

By whom, and for what?

[Gnevin]

Laoislad, surely that's the cheeky dubs you blame?

Na sure all Dub's are the same aren't they His Holiness 

I agree sure aren't we all the best fans in the GAA

[off the laces]

Laoislad, surely that's the cheeky dubs you blame?

Na sure all Dub's are the same aren't they His Holiness 

What they all dirty jackeens

[his holiness nb]

Ah now come on sure I've been bullying a pseudonym here don't you know.

Yeah but you were forgiven so its ok 

Oh please HH!

The last thing I want is him getting started again, anything for an easy life 

[his holiness nb]

Laoislad, surely that's the cheeky dubs you blame?

Na sure all Dub's are the same aren't they His Holiness 

The exact same LL, the exact same 

except me, I'm just a wee bit holier 

[ziggysego]

The entire car park of the Glenavon stood in awe for an hour one saturday night as NIFAN and ZIGGY kicked fcuk outta eachother (apparently Nifan looked funny at Ziggy and when challenged called him a dirty fenian taig bastard). They're both currently receiving anger management classes from Dennis Wise.

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feel free to add your own insights as to the real people behind the pseudonyms