Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Puckoon]

Maybe he was just taking her temperature - some of those 20 year olds wouldnt know their arse from their elbows.

[gerry]

you would know her arse though

[ziggysego]

Jesus Gerry

Good Luck with that one.

[Puckoon]

Jesus Gerry

Good Luck with that one.

I wouldnt say its Gerry that needs the luck. Ultimately you'd need to be a right arsehole to be having an affair, get outed, and then blame the person who outed you. I think that would be the least of your worries.

Damage limitaion should be this fellas main concern.

[haranguerer]

You're not the home wrecker, she is. Taking advantage of the poor man. Seriously, deny everything.

[ziggysego]

Oh no, Gerry's in no way to blame. The fault lies completely with the f**ker. I just meant, that fella won't be happy with him.

[Puckoon]

IN fairness, blame has to be tied between the wife and the 20 year old. One not giving enough, the other giving too much. What else was that poor sod to do?

I feel sorry for him really.

[gerry]

How are you the home wrecker?

cause i outed him,

he done the dirt but when his wife finds out (and she will) it was me the slabbered it when i was drunk, actually i sang it.

"if you have shag 'insert name' clap your hands,if you have shag 'insert name' clap your hands,if you have shag 'insert name',if you have shag 'insert name' ,  if you have shag 'insert name'clap your hands,

[Puckoon]

How are you the home wrecker?

cause i outed him,

he done the dirt but when his wife finds out (and she will) it was me the slabbered it when i was drunk, actually i sang it.

"if you have shag 'insert name' clap your hands,if you have shag 'insert name' clap your hands,if you have shag 'insert name',if you have shag 'insert name' ,  if you have shag 'insert name'clap your hands,

Maybe they were all focused on your terrible structuring of the sentences and/or poor singing and all missed the point.

[haranguerer]

Oh no, Gerry's in no way to blame. The fault lies completely with the f**ker. I just meant, that fella won't be happy with him.

Same time, he could have kept his mouth shut.

[gerry]

How are you the home wrecker?

cause i outed him,

he done the dirt but when his wife finds out (and she will) it was me the slabbered it when i was drunk, actually i sang it.

"if you have shag 'insert name' clap your hands,if you have shag 'insert name' clap your hands,if you have shag 'insert name',if you have shag 'insert name' ,  if you have shag 'insert name'clap your hands,

Maybe they were all focused on your terrible structuring of the sentences and/or poor singing and all missed the point.

maybe you had to be there

[gerry]

Did you even out his affair?

How did you find out?

CCTV cameras at work,  both of them seen heading into a first aid room where there  is no CCTV footage.

then i got a glimpse of one of his texts and its not the one you would send your Mrs of 13 years

[Puckoon]

Not as ripping as the guy who knew there was no CCTV in the first aid room.

[Yes I Would]

Bit of a pickle Gerry!!  

Id try and pass it off as some sort of drunken immature laddish behaviour.If no one else has passed comment at this stage, it may not have been taken seriously.
If his Mrs does find out better to get the same story together with the hornball and stick rigidly to it!! Important thing is not to crack!!

[gerry]

What's the girl like? Would you?

maybe, but then i am not married, so i am not her type