Best/worst lines to woo a lady?

[ziggysego]

They aren't worth it

[T O Hare]

bloke "i suppose you looking forward to tommorrow"
woman "and whys that"
bloke "because you get better lookng every day!!!!!"

[RedandGreenSniper]

Saw Quagmire come out with a couple of classics on Family Guy yesterday

Quagmire
'Did you get a speeding ticket on the way over here?'

Woman
'No, why?'

Quagmire
'Because you've got fine written all over you!

Quagmire, walking between two women
"Sorry Ladies I don't mean to come between you. Actually I'd love to the chance'!!

[rrhf]

know a fella who boasted he was an professional escort to a think Older English woman - feckin worked too..

[Smokin Joe]

Believe me, I do not waste my time chatting to lads that I've no interest in. 

If only I'd have known that 

[fred the red]

i know a lad who went up to women and said, give me a kiss and we'll go steady.

worked for him a few times too!

[Paranoid Android]

The best and worst line has to be:

"Hi, you'll do"

[stew]

I once heard of (urban ledgend perhaps) of the opener:

"I'd roide ya, only I'm afraid I'd burst ya!"

The vice versa of that is when the "lady" says "Lob it in to me boss,I have a long back"

My god a bird comin out with a line like that would put the horn right off me!!

In fairness the lady who said that was of the t**ker variety.

[stew]

Tommy Tieirnan had some spake after he told a story of his ma and da getting back every friday night from a drinking session, they would head to bed and go at it for hours, one night tommy was sick listening to them and so he shouts in at the da.............." ride her like you stole her daddy"

[hitzelsperger]

'Do you curt with your knickers down'   

Pure classic

[kinghen]

how's your fart-box fo love bites???

[thebandit]

Famous line from an old team mate of mine in Cross,

"Well beur, you're munya, can I ride you?"

Subtlety was never his forte but it worked

The best I heard was when a current Cross player (from out near the border) said to a young one "do ya wanna smell me trunks beur?"