- Drivers who sit on the outside lane when the inside lane is absolutely clear
- Local radio stations that give cricket and English rugby scores but don't give gaa scores
- Hearing stories from people who saved packets caused they've the brass neck to ask Tescos for staff discount at the checkout till
- People who return their dinner in a restaurant when there is feck all wrong with it
- Shops that don't have proper queuing
- Smelly toilets
- Having bought a new TV and half the screen disappears but being too busy to take it back
- Downtown Radio 7am to 9am presenters who read surveys about Britons but never the Irish
- Missing 12 inch putts
- The English media
- Loosing stuff when all I did was put it somewhere safe
- Iced over windscreens when I'm in a rush to get into work
- Airports named after Hollywood movie stars (I'm never flying into Bob Hope or John Wayne)
- Dogs fouling at my front gate