must be gettin old..

[BennyCake]

wen you remember channel 5s soft porn era

Only found out there was a channel called channel 5 when I moved England.

Moving a whole country is a bit extreme just to pick up channel 5.

[lawnseed]

Lawnseed can I steal that?

It's almost as poetic as "choose life"

where did choose life go and there was choose dublin etc..

[lawnseed]

lads those piddling problems.. see your gp and i'm not joking. you should not be leaking after you pee or getting up to pee during the night unless you've had a considerable amount of liquid. if you are getting up your bladder should be full ie you should have a long pee.

wtf is wrong with the young people's sleeves theyre all too long they walk about with a hump on them with the sleeves pulled over their hands like some kind of old crone out of a fairytale.

dublin has become another state of america theyre all talking like yanks "and i was like.." oh my goddd! wtf the good old bleeder is an endangered species...

anyone remember when we had DJs on the radio? now theyre all politicians foisting their opinions across the airwaves.. ray darcy play some music and shut your mouth.. 

wtfs going on in norn iron every road around our towns is plastered in fukn ramps! cars in rural areas are in better shape than than the townie cars- the suspensions hanging out of them. they took the ramps away from police stations and barracks and put them in suburbia

glad to see they fixed the water main on the newtown armagh road its only been running across the road for 4 years and the doe kept fixing the the holes it made. there are still holes but now the problems fixed they'll probably leave the holes for 4 years.

funny someone mentioned gardening i found myself admiring someones garden today.. fukit i am getting old

[armaghniac]

When you start thinking that certain women in their 50s look well for their age

Jeez OrangeMac, are you losing the plot? What do you see in the likes of this?

[King Kenny]

The hair growing from my nose and ears is starting to cause me considerable unease.

Not particularly enamoured with the noises I've started to make involuntarily when bending to lift things.

[Puckoon]

The hair growing from my nose and ears is starting to cause me considerable unease.

Not particularly enamoured with the noises I've started to make involuntarily when bending to lift things.

I grew a beard and this worry has eased considerably.

[Croí na hÉireann]

when this was 20 years ago. Remember it like it was yesterday 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpeCtojBomI

[laoislad]

When you get CV's from fellas who were born the same year you did your Leaving Cert.

[EC Unique]

When after the first mouth full you go "ah....nothing like a good cup of tea".

[ziggy90]

when this was 20 years ago. Remember it like it was yesterday 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpeCtojBomI

Croi I watched that clip you put up & I found the one below. Brums team that day included Steve Bruce, Gary Ablett, Barry Horne, Paul Furlong & Anders Limpar. Bryan Hughes's performance for Wrexham that day persuaded Trevor Francis to buy him. I also remember this game like it was yesterday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Hfe_gsZ8Q&feature=related

[DrinkingHarp]

lads those piddling problems.. see your gp and i'm not joking. you should not be leaking after you pee or getting up to pee during the night unless you've had a considerable amount of liquid. if you are getting up your bladder should be full ie you should have a long pee.

wtf is wrong with the young people's sleeves theyre all too long they walk about with a hump on them with the sleeves pulled over their hands like some kind of old crone out of a fairytale.

dublin has become another state of america theyre all talking like yanks "and i was like.." oh my goddd! wtf the good old bleeder is an endangered species...

anyone remember when we had DJs on the radio? now theyre all politicians foisting their opinions across the airwaves.. ray darcy play some music and shut your mouth.. 

wtfs going on in norn iron every road around our towns is plastered in fukn ramps! cars in rural areas are in better shape than than the townie cars- the suspensions hanging out of them. they took the ramps away from police stations and barracks and put them in suburbia

glad to see they fixed the water main on the newtown armagh road its only been running across the road for 4 years and the doe kept fixing the the holes it made. there are still holes but now the problems fixed they'll probably leave the holes for 4 years.

funny someone mentioned gardening i found myself admiring someones garden today.. fukit i am getting old

I swear this is posted by P.O.G. but I am still laughing.

[ziggysego]

I watched an episode of 'Britain Unzipped' on BBC Three tonight. 

As the title of the thread says...

[Christmas Lights]

wtf is wrong with the current crop of popstar's voices. they all sound the same. i think it was Cher that started this sort of yodeling now they're all at it..

i was in Belfast today it was lashing down wtf are all the youngsters wearing the water was halfway up their legs.. jeans trailing in the wet.. arsoles..

what the fuk is wrong with the young fellas they're all anorexic.. skinny little runts with their hair badly cut and their trousers hanging down..

don't get me started on the lassies.. sweet jeez.. what are they eating.. big fat arses in figure hugging sweat pants..

i must be getting old. that has to be it

Your not getting old. If anything you act the exact same age as the people you are writing about above.

Why do I say this??  Just re-read your opening paragraph.  You use all text speak when you write proper sentences.

Terrible grammar, terrible spelling and terrible use of CAPITAL letters.

[eddie d]

...wen ur shorthnd txt isnt short enuf ne mre, wtf

and about britain unzipped, does anyone find russell funny?

[Maguire01]

wtf is wrong with the current crop of popstar's voices. they all sound the same. i think it was Cher that started this sort of yodeling now they're all at it..

i was in Belfast today it was lashing down wtf are all the youngsters wearing the water was halfway up their legs.. jeans trailing in the wet.. arsoles..

what the fuk is wrong with the young fellas they're all anorexic.. skinny little runts with their hair badly cut and their trousers hanging down..

don't get me started on the lassies.. sweet jeez.. what are they eating.. big fat arses in figure hugging sweat pants..

i must be getting old. that has to be it

Your You're not getting old. If anything you act the exact same age as the people you are writing about above.

Why do I say this??  Just re-read your opening paragraph.  You use all text speak when you write proper sentences.

Terrible grammar, terrible spelling and terrible use of CAPITAL letters.

If you're going to do that, you have to do it right!