Things I do not understand

Started by Orior, May 29, 2019, 11:30:52 AM

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imtommygunn

Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 09:52:35 AM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on May 30, 2019, 09:51:02 AM
Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 09:48:46 AM
...people who drink sparkling water.

Sorry I have to disagree with this. Sparkling water in dilute juice is extremely refreshing....much nicer than the likes of Coke or Fanta.

I can understand it being mixed to make a kind of fizzy dilute. Cant understand it being drank as it is.

Fully agree. Horrible stuff!

On a similar note as these are fizzy too... prosecco crisps!

lurganblue

Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on May 30, 2019, 09:54:35 AM
Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 09:52:35 AM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on May 30, 2019, 09:51:02 AM
Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 09:48:46 AM
...people who drink sparkling water.

Sorry I have to disagree with this. Sparkling water in dilute juice is extremely refreshing....much nicer than the likes of Coke or Fanta.

I can understand it being mixed to make a kind of fizzy dilute. Cant understand it being drank as it is.

That's fine....just so we are on the same page. A Cross man and a Lurgan man agreeing.....that's something I don't understand!!!

These things rarely last!

HiMucker

Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

quit yo jibbajabba

Thread jus got interestin....

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: HiMucker on May 30, 2019, 10:38:08 AM
Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

Definitely not googling that on the work computer!!!

quit yo jibbajabba

Dont be tellin me HiMuckers tanned knob is out there on t'interweb?!

Whatever next...

Esmarelda

Quote from: omaghjoe on May 30, 2019, 04:40:07 AM
Quote from: Puckoon on May 29, 2019, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: laoislad on May 29, 2019, 06:47:42 PM
People who like cats.
Quote from: laoislad on May 29, 2019, 06:47:20 PM
Vegans.

And often times they'll feed their cat a vegan diet. A cat.

#vegancat

Their obsessive nature is nearly as nuts as the atheists but I can at least see their logic.
What does that mean again?  ;)

armaghniac

Quote from: Orior on May 29, 2019, 11:30:52 AM
2) How does a mobile phone still work perfectly when on the move?

It is wireless.

Quote3) How does the sun's light travel though the vacuum of space?

Sure what is stopping it?

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Quote from: HiMucker on May 30, 2019, 10:38:08 AM
Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

Speak for yourself.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

imtommygunn

Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on May 30, 2019, 11:41:46 AM
Dont be tellin me HiMuckers tanned knob is out there on t'interweb?!

Whatever next...

Maybe he is the westmeath physio ;D

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: imtommygunn on May 30, 2019, 12:03:50 PM
Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on May 30, 2019, 11:41:46 AM
Dont be tellin me HiMuckers tanned knob is out there on t'interweb?!

Whatever next...

Maybe he is the westmeath physio ;D

Ah here...don't even open that door!!!

That though is something I don't understand....who the f**k ever thought it was a good idea to sent a picture of your todger to another person no matter how much you loved them????  That is something I really don't understand!

lurganblue

Quote from: HiMucker on May 30, 2019, 10:38:08 AM
Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

Maybe your hands are stinkin

Eamonnca1

Quote from: omaghjoe on May 30, 2019, 07:07:28 AM
Proclaiming your belief in something alongside those of the same belief repeatedly is logical enough especially if you feel enriched from doing so.

But returning again and again to a subject to publically proclaim your disbelief in it to who ever reads/hears it is utterly perplexing.

What? Someone keeps coming back and saying "I am an atheist, you know"? That would be perplexing indeed.

Cunny Funt

Ripped jeans how and why did it become fashion/trendy to wear them? speaking of knobs, circumcision.  People mostly celebrities that ruin themselves with plastic surgery.




laoislad

Trousers that stop above the ankle, usually worn by someone also not wearing socks.
WTF like?
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Jeepers Creepers

Quote from: laoislad on May 30, 2019, 06:01:36 PM
Trousers that stop above the ankle, usually worn by someone also not wearing socks.
WTF like?

Men wearing skinny jeans.