You know what really grinds my gears?

[Caid]

Being woke half a hour before you're due to get up by some f**kers outside loading up a lorry aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 

f**king at it agian this morning at half 7 - for f**k sake!!
I think I'll go out and kill someone some morning!!!

Sure half seven like - it's time you were up anyway - wastin' the best part of the day away in your leaba.  Plenty of time to sleep when your dead

[pintsofguinness]

Being woke half a hour before you're due to get up by some f**kers outside loading up a lorry aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 

f**king at it agian this morning at half 7 - for f**k sake!!
I think I'll go out and kill someone some morning!!!

Sure half seven like - it's time you were up anyway - wastin' the best part of the day away in your leaba.  Plenty of time to sleep when your dead

But it's Saturday!!   

[vav]

Finally getting up the courage, after weeks of putting it off, to ring the dentist and organise an appointment, only to get an answering machine telling ya no ones available right now 

[curvey]

Ill tell you what grinds my ears, Not having a pound in my purse and it's still over 2 weeks to i get my next pay

[tyssam5]

Ill tell you what grinds my ears, Not having a pound in my purse and it's still over 2 weeks to i get my next pay

Sounds like you need some-one to take you out for a  night on the town?

[WhoAreYaWhoAreYa!]

Yer man on sunday game, whats his names Des Cahill, fiddling with that feckin pen when he talks to the camera!

[ziggysego]

Yer man on sunday game, whats his names Des Cahill, fiddling with that feckin pen when he talks to the camera!

I was watching This Morning... this morning. Was bored, ok! Anyway, Phillip Schofield was interviewing a young German girl who have a sex change. Phillip was stroking his thumb.

[rolloutking]

Fat girls who think orderin a diet coke instead of normal coke is gonna make a difference
People who go out 'for a while' instead of the whole night
People who get all dolled up for a Monday Morning 9 o clock lecture
People who look at themselves when walking past a big reflective glass window and try not to get caught.
Boys who play the friend card
Someone who sits in the corner in a nightclub and watches everyone get drunk and then tells stories
The irritating Newtonabbey 'ummm yeaaaaaaaaaa' accent
When you go for a piss an there's a spice boy standn fixin his hair at the sink

[fitzroyalty]

Boys who play the friend card

You on about them nancies that will only head out with a crowd of girls??? with no intention of even tackling them!! but ruin it for any other fella by being c*ock blocks!!

[ziggysego]

Boys who play the friend card

You on about them nancies that will only head out with a crowd of girls??? with no intention of even tackling them!! but ruin it for any other fella by being c*ock blocks!!

I thinking that rollout is a girl *despite the king* and is sick of fellas just chatting to her.

[full back]

I would say rollout had you in mind when talking about that type of person

[ziggysego]

I would say rollout had you in mind when talking about that type of person

[illdecide]

Boys who play the friend card

You on about them nancies that will only head out with a crowd of girls??? with no intention of even tackling them!! but ruin it for any other fella by being c*ock blocks!!

A knuckle sandwhich sorts them we poof's out and then jump into the middle of the women, slap one of them on the arse and tell her she's next (heard that in some joke b4)

[rolloutking]

I meant boys who act like a girls friend and come out with things like

"So tell me the scandal from last night"
"What do you think I should wear out tonight"
"Do you want help with that assignment"
"Aw im sorry you failed your exams do you want a hug"

essentially all these phrases equate to "Im desperate for the ride and don't know how to chat a girl up so im gonna act like your friend and pounce on you when we get real close"

[ziggysego]

You just used up all my best lines there.