You know what really grinds my gears?

[The Real Laoislad]

Grilling sausages.   They curl up meaning you can't roll them a quarter turn to get them evenly cooked.    You get 2 quadrants fully cooked while then other 2 quadrants are still half raw.

Stab them on the inside curve.

Don't mention it.

Throw them on the George

[SidelineKick]

  was actually thinking of other scenarios like that.  What happens if you want a black car how do you tell the salesman that without being PC?!  Maybe if you just point to it I would say.  Air on the side of caution.

Maybe he asked for a n***er coffee!  

[full back]

Grilling sausages.   They curl up meaning you can't roll them a quarter turn to get them evenly cooked.    You get 2 quadrants fully cooked while then other 2 quadrants are still half raw.

Stab them on the inside curve.

Don't mention it.

Throw them on the George

Wonder can pog use the George yet

[Canalman]

People buying drinks in pubs with laser cards. Delays others getting their round in. Massive breach of pub etiquette imo.

[lurganblue]

People buying drinks in pubs with laser cards. Delays others getting their round in. Massive breach of pub etiquette imo.

thats not so bad when they do it the once but if they carry on doing it through out the day/night thats when it becomes tiresome. ffs go to the nearest cash machine or ask for cash back the first time at the bar.

[The Real Laoislad]

People buying drinks in pubs with laser cards. Delays others getting their round in. Massive breach of pub etiquette imo.

People buying a paper in a shop with a laser/credit card is just as annoying..
Its usually someone in a suit buying the Irish Independent I find

[ziggysego]

Weird old women who grab me in the streets and say 'how cute'. f**k off would you!!! 

[SidelineKick]

You could maybe get a bit of action off them Ziggy! How old are we talking?

[ziggysego]

60-70 years old.

[Croí na hÉireann]

People who believe that on the motorway, the left lane is for the slow drivers and the outside lane for the even slower driver 

A flash of the lights usually sorts them out...

[pintsofguinness]

Grilling sausages.   They curl up meaning you can't roll them a quarter turn to get them evenly cooked.    You get 2 quadrants fully cooked while then other 2 quadrants are still half raw.

Stab them on the inside curve.

Don't mention it.

Throw them on the George

Wonder can pog use the George yet

I could always use it, it was just that everything kept getting stuck on it!


Dont talk to me about dicks paying for a packet of chewing gum with a credit card!

Ignorant c***ts grind my gears. Going to work this morning and driving up this narrow road (only room for one lane of traffic) and there was this lorry stopped with the back opened up blocking the whole road. 
This **** started to wave his arms and scream obscenties (I could read his lips) as soon as he seen me! (He could at least wait until he gets to know me) and then he had to close up the back of the lorry, stopping every couple of seconds to shout in my direction before he drove off in a temper.  I wouldnt mind but at this stage there were two queues of traffic waiting to get around the the ****.  What did he think was going to happen when he blocked off the road? 

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Useless hoors getting my burger order wrong 

[Gaffer]

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Ignorant c***ts grind my gears. Going to work this morning and driving up this narrow road (only room for one lane of traffic) and there was this lorry stopped with the back opened up blocking the whole road. 
This **** started to wave his arms and scream obscenties (I could read his lips) as soon as he seen me! (He could at least wait until he gets to know me) and then he had to close up the back of the lorry, stopping every couple of seconds to shout in my direction before he drove off in a temper.  I wouldnt mind but at this stage there were two queues of traffic waiting to get around the the ****.  What did he think was going to happen when he blocked off the road? 
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Similar situation with me about 1 year ago. Driving along narrow road and came on a lorry which had stopped and its load was being taken off and the lorry driver standing directing this. He looked around once at me then turned away. B@@@@@d obviously decided that I was gonna have to sit there until his load ws taken off completely. I felt so useless and angry that after 5 minutes he had totally ignored me. Then , what had I sitting on my back seat was a fully charged DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!! I could have kissed it.  Got it out, switched it on and got out and lined up my shots. Man looked round saw me and attitude changed totally. He actually started to talk to me. "TOO LATE, MATE" arsa mise. " I AM SENDING THESE PHOTOS TO SOMEONE IN AUTHORITY" and turned the car and went the other way.

Still have the fotos of the man with the startled look. Show it to manys a one. Hope you re reading this you ignorant F@@@head

[Canalman]

Parents who ALWAYs dropping their kids off to a football/ hurling match and then f..k off only to collect them later. Shows how much respect they have for the people who give their time to run the teams. Soul destroying. Selfish selfish !!!!!!! Rant Over.

[5 Sams]

hard spuds....the ONLY spuds I can eat are the ones I cook myself....how fookin hard is it to make mashed/boiled/roast spuds....pain in the hole when there are lumps like bullets in the middle of them...when you go out to a restaurant