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I know some girls in my work who would be upset if they got all dolled up and didnt get a wolf whistle.

Winking isnt anywhere near as good.

[come for ta bull]

She sent a one word telegram which phonetically said "come for ta bull"









Everyday I try to educate you lot, and its a waste of time

I'm not strange, just harmlessly interesting...

   1. Pie =3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 ...
   2. A sphere has two sides. However, there are one-sided surfaces.
   3. There are shapes of constant width other than the circle. One can even drill square holes.
   4. There are just five regular polyhedra
   5. In a group of 23 people, at least two have the same birthday with the probability greater than 1/2
   6. Everything you can do with a ruler and a compass you can do with the compass alone
   7. Among all shapes with the same perimeter a circle has the largest area.
   8. There are curves that fill a plane without holes
   9. Much as with people, there are irrational, perfect, complex numbers
  10. As in philosophy, there are transcendental numbers
  11. As in the art, there are imaginary and surreal numbers
  12. A straight line has dimension 1, a plane - 2. Fractals have mostly fractional dimension
  13. You are wrong if you think Mathematics is not fun
  14. Mathematics studies neighborhoods, groups and free groups, rings, ideals, holes, poles and removable poles, trees, growth ...
  15. Mathematics also studies models, shapes, curves, cardinals, similarity, consistency, completeness, space ...
  16. Among objects of mathematical study are heredity, continuity, jumps, infinity, infinitesimals, paradoxes...
  17. Last but not the least, Mathematics studies stability, projections and values, values are often absolute but may also be extreme, local or global.
  18. Trigonometry aside, Mathematics comprises fields like Game Theory, Braids Theory, Knot Theory and more
  19. One is morally obligated not to do anything impossible
  20. Some numbers are square, yet others are triangular
  21. The next sentence is true but you must not believe it
  22. The previous sentence was false
  23. 12+3-4+5+67+8+9=100 and there exists at least one other representation of 100 with 9 digits in the right order and math operations in between
  24. One can cut a pie into 8 pieces with three movements
  25. Program=Algorithms+Data Structures
  26. There is something the dead eat but if the living eat it, they die.
  27. A clock never showing right time might be preferable to the one showing right time twice a day
  28. Among all shapes with the same area circle has the shortest perimeter
  29. Curves of infinite length may enclose finite areas.
  30. Falsity implies anything.
  31. There is order in chaos.
  32. To get cafe au lait one should carry coffee to milk and not milk to coffee.
  33. Sets may be thick, thin and normal.
  34. In some circumstances index equals the content.
  35. In other circumstances, an index may have a content of its own.
  36. There are things distant yet near. There are others that are near yet distant.
  37. There are three plane regions that share exactly the same boundary.
  38. A continuous linear function must have the form f(x)=ax. Discontinuous linear functions look dreadful.
  39. A continuous function may grow considerably virtually without changing.
  40. You can't add apples and oranges but you can add their shapes.
  41. There are many things that can be added: numbers, vectors, matrices, spaces, shapes, sets, functions, equations, strings, chains...
  42. Among any two integers or real numbers one is larger, another smaller. But you can't compare two complex numbers.
  43. The only triangle with rational sides and angles is equilateral.
  44. 0!=1
  45. One is morally obligated to do everything impossible.
  46. The word 'fraction' derives from the Latin fractio - to break. However, there are continuous fractions.
  47. For every object there is a distance at which it looks its best.
  48. At any given time in New York there live at least two people with the same number of hairs.
  49. Sometimes in order to add one has to take the difference.
  50. Demographic tests show that the person least likely to buy Wired magazine is an American schoolteacher.
  51. Complex numbers are in a sense perfect while there is little doubt that perfect numbers are complex.
  52. You can position 10 defenders of a square castle so that on every side there will be 5 men.
  53. There are many things that can be multiplied: numbers, vectors, matrices, functions, equations, sets, pegs...
  54. A torus may be brushed smooth but a sphere can not.
  55. A circle may be quite useful in drawing straight lines.
  56. In the sequence of all integers, there are arbitrary long runs with no primes.
  57. With just one caveat, anything you can do with a compass and a ruler you can do with the ruler alone.
  58. There are really impossible things.
  59. You can add apples and oranges.
  60. Complex number to a complex power may be real.
  61. Irrational number to an irrational power may be rational.
  62. There are trisectable angles that are not constructible.
  63. There exist triangular numbers that are also square.
  64. No two integers are equidistant from the square root of 2
  65. Almost every integer has a digit 3 in it
  66. C₀ - C₀ = [-1, 1]
  67. The length of the diagonal of the unit square equals the square root of 2
  68. Every composite number is the product of some factors and also the some of the same numbers
  69. Simple quadrilaterals tessellate the plane
  70. There is a simple solution to the affirmative action problem
  71. Two simple polygons of equal area can be dissected into a finite number of congruent polygons
  72. cos(36°) = (1 + √5)/4
  73. 1/3 + 1/4 = 7/12
  74. Σ2^-n = Σn·^2-n
  75. Bisector of an imaginary angle may be real

Now isnt that more exciting than soccer, or dogs or chatting up your mates bird?

Anybody have one of these boys?


I'd imagine it must cost a fortune to keep a dog like that.

Used to have a Lab, might get another or a German Shepard maybe.

Indeed. I dont relish having to pick up its shit.

I have a yellow Lab...great dog...but don't sign on for a big dog unless you are willing to put the time and effort into exercising them...Mine gets two hour long walks every day, rain, hail, snow or sunshine...keeps him very calm and happy....it works out ok for me too, a bit of exercise keeps the weight down and I hate gyms.  Got a big fenced in yard for him during the day while I'm at work.

My lab chewed the kitchen furniture in the first six months. The witch was not happy with the bitch.

What??? I started it!!!

You did?

i like this thread....

Why Leenie?

It may be an indicator of something amiss hardware wise as the scan it performs is fairly intensive on hardware.

Some desktops will switch off after heavy activity like that. Try breaking up the scan into pieces

What is gay about lifting weights?
Is there anyone out there who doesn't / hasn't done weights and can't appreciate the strength, time and dedication that goes into reaching your goals in the gym and on the filed?
I wish I could get back to lifting - but it takes an awful amount of time.  I was training 3/4 days a week at the weights and it showed at the time - I am in poor shape these days and have nobody to blame but myself.
At 12 stone I was benching 110kg as a one rep max - that was on the Smith Machine mind you.  On the free standing bench I could only manage 95Kg.
My training partner was about 10.5 stone at the time and could lift 120Kg on the Smith for 3 reps. Strong hoor.

When men start comparing the size of their muscles I know its time to get out of the showers.

Some good online resources here too

http://www.failteromhat.com/griffithsall.php

Can admin create a gay section for these type of threads?

Some people will try every trick in the book to get in the sack with a bird

That's the family tree sorted then. What about a family circle? That means listing all
4 Grandparents
8 G Grandparents
16 GG Grandparents
32 GGG Grandparents
64 GGGG Grandparents (assuming nobody has a speech impediment)

[14 th century]

Have our family tree back to the 14 th century,a lot of hard work over many years by my Father and a distant relation in Australia.Remember as a young lad being trailed around graveyards looking for headstones ,hated it

I thought that would be impossible unless you are either royalty or a criminal?

[having visited OWC]

The board is quiet enough for decent topics these days without cordoning off the soccer threads into their own little section. Leave them where they are. There is only a few of them anyway.

Agreed, their are really only 4 main soccer threads that regularly surface, Celtic, Man U, Liverpool and FAI/Ireland thread, as has been said already by another poster, the reason for the large number of threads atm is primarially (sp) the time of year. So bad idea, having visited OWC and seen the way a board cvan end up being segmented to death, it's just confusing and not worth it.

Oh jeez no. Are you okay? Did they try to knock your windows in? Did you wash afterwards?