If you were a woman for a day?

[Olly]

What would you do?

[seafoid]

Buy shoes. Eat chocolate. Ask "is my arse big in this?"

[Orior]

Spread the rumour that Orior has a huge one.

[Tony Baloney]

Buy shoes. Eat chocolate. Ask "is my arse big in this?"

Drink prosecco and/or gin and refer to my friends as "girlies". Especially on social media.

[Gold]

Become a lesbian and be a complete and utter dirty b!

[MoChara]

Buy shoes. Eat chocolate. Ask "is my arse big in this?"

Drink prosecco and/or gin and refer to my friends as "girlies". Especially on social media.

The singular form of girlies is Missus, as in "hiya Missus you're looking gorgeous" under facebook posts of bog ugly birds

[Farrandeelin]

If I was my wife, I'd cook up a big dinner, clean up, do the ironing.

[seafoid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP8T4TAgGXA

[laoislad]

Tell feminists exactly what I think of them without fear of being insulted for being a man.

[OgraAnDun]

Not have to buy a drink or open a door all day.

[Shamrock Shore]

I'd give Laoislad a call and talk durty to see if he's all talk and no action!

[laoislad]

I'd give Laoislad a call and talk durty to see if he's all talk and no action!

Just ask yer wife...

[Puckoon]

I'd play off the front tees for once and not be hitting 2.

[seafoid]

My heart would be so low

[laoislad]

Let's be honest,we'd just play with our boobs all day.