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tyssam5

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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2009, 06:27:38 PM »
Why have you sold out your principles to go into government with unrepentant terrorists Ian?  ;D

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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2009, 06:31:52 PM »
He'll have his hole licked like never before.
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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2009, 06:33:34 PM »
Thats what Im afraid of pints. Seems like a lose lose scenario.
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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2009, 06:34:52 PM »
He will get a easier time than Gay byrne give Adams anyway that is for sure. Then everybody will be happy ever after.

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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2009, 06:36:45 PM »
What percentage of our studio audience do you think will burn in hell Ian?
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How's the young lad doing these days Ian, do you be up in his free house much?
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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2009, 06:41:16 PM »
Rte would need to be imformed the big man likes the audience to gather a wee bit of a "silent collection" before he leaves too. ;) I hope they have the big  yellow bucket at the ready.

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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2009, 07:29:10 PM »
Rte would need to be imformed the big man likes the audience to gather a wee bit of a "silent collection" before he leaves too. ;) I hope they have the big  yellow bucket at the ready.

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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2009, 07:42:57 PM »
Would you give Iris one?
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2009, 07:44:51 PM »
Would you give Iris one?

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« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2009, 08:26:45 PM »
I'd like to hear Plank ask him the following: ' During your 2003 Party Conference you said the following about this country's current Prime Minister ' I was enraged when I saw that strange character from Dublin coming again to see us."Somebody told me the other day the reason his lips were so thick was that when his mother was bringing him up he was a very disobedient young boy so she used to put glue on his lips and put him to the floor and keep him there and that has been recorded in his physical make up... yes, away with him indeed and if he wants to use his lips to better effect he should do it somewhere else and go to people of like physical looks." Tell me Ian do you think that was a christian way to describe him.
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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2009, 08:48:18 PM »
Should Sean be moved back to centre field and will Mugsy find his 2005 form?
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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2009, 09:06:44 PM »
Should the Cork hurlers continue to say no, never, never, never? Or should Donal Og embrace (oh er) his enemy McCarthy and work for the common goal of getting within ten points of Kilkenny?

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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2009, 09:26:57 PM »
Kenny will have his tongue so far up big Ian's hole he will be able to tickle his tonsils, contrast it with the treatment Gerry got from Wankbo. 

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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2009, 09:37:49 PM »
He has started with some intellectual equals.
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Re: The Late Late show
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2009, 09:38:24 PM »
hope they piss all over his leg! :D