You know what really grinds my gears?

[tyrone girl]

f**king kids leaving their bikes in the middle of the road,next time it happens Im driving straight over it

Yeh the gypsys always do it round here , i was driving to me friends last wk and they were all along the side of the road and i was driving down to her houses - cheeky wee f**kers giving me the fingers flat out every time i drive past and them only about 5 and leaving their trucks and crap in road so i have to drive round them, last wk i drove straight over the top of the shyte that was lying , that be the last time they leave it out

[High Wide and Handsome]

What's wrong TG?

Two words "Sick ****"

lol. it was a joke chief

[The Real Laoislad]

f**king kids leaving their bikes in the middle of the road,next time it happens Im driving straight over it

Yeh the gypsys always do it round here , i was driving to me friends last wk and they were all along the side of the road and i was driving down to her houses - cheeky wee f**kers giving me the fingers flat out every time i drive past and them only about 5 and leaving their trucks and crap in road so i have to drive round them, last wk i drove straight over the top of the shyte that was lying , that be the last time they leave it out

Yeah its the gypsy kids here that do it too!

[rolloutking]

When you go to walk past someone and every time you try they move in the same direction as you

[tyrone girl]

Maybe ur wearing nice aftershave and they want to bump into you

[Archie Mitchell]

When you have to go for a dump and there is no toilet roll left in the house.

[ziggysego]

Why don't you have a supply in the house incase you get caught short?

[Archie Mitchell]

Supply obviously has ran out!

[illdecide]

When you go to walk past someone and every time you try they move in the same direction as you

Smash their face in and they'll not do it again

[tyrone girl]

Remind me to run the other way if i ever go to walk into u 

[illdecide]

Remind me to run the other way if i ever go to walk into u 

Well i meant to say unless they're good looking

[ziggysego]

Supply obviously has ran out!

Not much of a supply then is it!

[Archie Mitchell]

Supply obviously has ran out!

Not much of a supply then is it!

Every supply has to run out sooner or later.

When you buy bog roll, say you buy a 4 pack, do you put 3 in the bathroom and keep one in "supply"? Then when these 3 are used up, you use the "supply" bog roll. Then when this is used, the supply is gone.

Your full of shit Ziggy! (no pun intended) 

[tyrone girl]

If ur anything like my ma ul buy a 12 pack and have about 500 rolls in the hot press in supply in case the shops run out of it 

[pintsofguinness]

If ur anything like my ma ul buy a 12 pack and have about 500 rolls in the hot press in supply in case the shops run out of it 

That must be a mammy thing, mine does that too.  two cupboards full of tins of beans too. 


These f**king post strikes over here are a pain in the hole, I'm still waiting on letters sent almost two weeks ago!!