Eg Georgia Salpia tells us about her breakfast
Can we include Sunday Independent?
If so
Barry Egan - why I had a lower rib removed ::)
Gerard Kean tells us about his new puppy
Quote from: seafoid on September 08, 2016, 12:00:54 PM
Eg Georgia Salpia tells us about her breakfast
She can have my sausage any day of the week....
Former Sinn Fèin Councillor didn't wash behind his ears
Meet the rugby WAGs,
By the way in the Indo all the girls are a "top model" . How do they measure who is the top.
Yeah, but then again every lad who plays sport is a Rugby/GAA/Soccer 'Star', especially when he gets in trouble.
Breaking news.....
The Brazilian police have found 400 tickets for the All-Ireland Football Final in a brothel in Rio.
Two men have been arrested but have refused to give the police their names. Neither detainee was carrying passport at the time of his arrest and police are unable to communicate with them as neither appear to speak english. Brazilian-based Irish Missionary Bother Jolley, who speaks both Mayo Irish and Bud-talk - thought to be the main languages of those being questioned, is understood to be on his way to attempt to translate for the men. Bro. Jolley said in a statement that it was premature for him to speak to the police and that the media should 'Houl' on!'.
More to follow....
""Bizarre Stalin-worshipping cult" brainwashed Dublin Bus drivers into striking, reveals IBEC chief."
"Cyclists - why does everybody hate them so much?", by car rights campaigner Fionn O'Connell-Kinsella
"Political correctness is the greatest threat to our civilisation", says Ian O''Doherty.
"Blue-collar billionaire in touch with the people" - generic Conor Cruise O'Brien clone on the rise of Donald Trump.
"Why last week we needed Europe, and now we need to leave it forever", says David McWilliams.
Football is fine. Leave it alone by Martin Brecon
Why Sinn Féin are unconstitutional thugs by Denis O'brien
Why you have to get on the property ladder now by a top model
North Korea seeks admission to Leinster Hurling Championship
RTE pundit rumoured to be contemplating 100 year cryogenic sleep - 'so future generations can also benefit from my wisdom'
Quote from: sid waddell on September 09, 2016, 09:40:42 AM
""Bizarre Stalin-worshipping cult" brainwashed Dublin Bus drivers into striking, reveals IBEC chief."
"Cyclists - why does everybody hate them so much?", by car rights campaigner Fionn O'Connell-Kinsella
"Political correctness is the greatest threat to our civilisation", says Ian O''Doherty.
"Blue-collar billionaire in touch with the people" - generic Conor Cruise O'Brien clone on the rise of Donald Trump.
"Why last week we needed Europe, and now we need to leave it forever", says David McWilliams.
Your last paragraph made me laugh.
Top model traumatised by having to reverse car into parking space.
Public pay scandal as brain surgeons earn more than journalists.
Single mother forced to tax car by Gardai.
Operation Transformation contestant gives Kathryn Thomas his sausage.
GAA "star " in drugs bust
Generally a junior c footballer caught with a bit of hash for perusal .
Gaaboard in shock when seafoid makes a post not talking about the impact on "the economy" ;D
Gerald Kean opens up about his tie collection
Exclusive Twink interview where she reveals her need for attention.
Property renting guide for Gardaí
Prince George goes to his first cricket match
Galway play lovely football by Martin Brehony
Only Galway are decent Connacht Champions by Eugene McGee
Mayo are not as good by Martin Brehony
Galway have some super young players by Colm O'Rourke
Gerry Adams Ate My Hamster
Gerry Adams ate a top models Hamster.
Gerry Adams denies ever eating
'Joe Brolly shagged my hamster'
Intelligent, kind, generous hamster butchered by Sinn Féin monsters. Ruth Dudley Edwards.
Sinn Fein are worse than necrotising fascitis by Eoghan Harris
Fianna Fail are great and the Bank collapse is a minor detail by Brendan O'Connor
"The current government is doing a great job and everything is perfect" by Gene Kerrigan.
GAAboard's Seafold declared threadmaniac
Miss Ireland is thinner than you
Quote from: muppet on September 09, 2016, 03:47:25 PM
RTE pundit rumoured to be contemplating 100 year cryogenic sleep - 'so future generations can also benefit from my wisdom'
Whoever it is I know a place we can put them
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What I eat in a Day, Storm Keating
http://www.independent.ie/style/beauty/body/what-i-eat-in-a-day-storm-keating-35041245.html
Breaking news
GAA star in fight outside chipper.
Follow up
GAA star in horrific fight outside chipper.
A star player on the Ballymagash junior B was in a fight outside a chipper with a crow who robber one of his chips.
Click here to see video.
Congress votes to introduce Blue Card - The Blue card will be shown to players, managers or supporters who call for a Black Card when it is really a Yellow Card.
Depatrment of Finance considering a tax on handpasses
Quote from: muppet on September 12, 2016, 01:56:44 PM
Congress votes to introduce Blue Card
Perhaps the blue card could be used for bad language, ref you are a úf@!$ing
Back together - Gerald Kean and Lisa Murphy talk exclusively to Barry Egan
[Insert county name] plunged into crisis - Martin Breheny
Remembering Katy French. How her death caused the end of the Celtic Tiger - Brendan O'Connor
The gentle Black and Tan - Eoghan Harris
Sinn Fein/IRA tanks and troops assembling along the border - Jim Cusack
GAA online forums a bigger threat than ISIS - Eamonn Sweeney
Next week Declan Lynch writes another article mocking bogball and stickfighting while brave investigative journalist Niamh Horan roots through the bins of Krystle nightclub.
Gerald Kean's barbecue tips while wearing a suit
Another kn#cker murdered over drugs. Gory pictures and sensationalist analysis by Jim Cusack
Why do kn#ckers sell drugs by Jim Cusack
Katy French was so glamorous by Barry Egan
Rosanna Davison shows us into her glamorous greenhouse and talks about lettuce
We need to re-enter the UK
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-37341095
Breaking news
GAA star caught eating a sandwich.
Click below to see video
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Quote from: joemamas on September 13, 2016, 01:33:04 PM
Breaking news
GAA star caught eating a sandwich.
Click below to see video
>
I couldn't believe what happened next!
Click below
Barman Leaves his job over being told he can't speak Irish proper.
ruth dudley edwards
We name Ireland's rugger huggers
US Presidential Candidates both have aides!
http://www.independent.ie/videos/style/video-adorable-princess-charlotte-and-prince-george-play-with-balloons-and-pet-animals-35090323.html#play
The land of milk and honey
Ruth Ugly Edwards on why criticisng Israel makes you a Nazi and why Arabs aren't human beings anyway
Katy Hopkins eat your heart out... and I've got bigger tits
By Ian O'Doherty
Why you cannot leave your children in the care of a Sinn Féin babysitter by Eilis O Hanlon
The squeezed middle by Lise Hand, James Fitzsimmons, John Drennan etc all day every day
The evil of West Cork Republicans by Eoghan Harris
Life under British rule was fantastic by Egham Harris
Buy AIB shares by our financial correspondent
Buy a house before it is too late slow coach
A list of the top 10 Gaa lists by Martin Brehony.
The A-Z of GAA off season lists also by Martin Brehony
I know for a fact he is working on these articles as we speak.
Regerees should always send off the culchies best players - by Whelan, Clarke, Goggins and Brogan.
What Cleopatra looks like now is insane
Shocking secrets from the filming of The Reardons!
'I know what she went through and it's horrendous': Lisa Murphy on Kim Kardashian's Paris ordeal with armed gang
Oh hang on...
http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/i-know-what-she-went-through-and-its-horrendous-lisa-murphy-on-kim-kardashians-paris-ordeal-with-armed-gang-35115587.html
What a harrowing ordeal. Thank you Lisa for having the strength to share that. I know how difficult it must be for you to talk about.
Roscommon Club Final delayed by Belgian Regional Parliament
Vogue Williams shows off her arse in empowering "velfie" (selfie by Vogue)
Fidel Castro was a Tyrant
Why Trump is good for the US
Invest in US prisons for a sure fire 7% return.
Hillary Clinton ate my Cocker Spaniel - Whitey Exclusive
This would be a good one...
Bosco on RTE outsourcing its young people's TV - 'Everybody is very sad over the whole sorry mess'
Oh wait, they've actually done that one
http://www.independent.ie/videos/irish-news/watch-bosco-on-rte-outsourcing-its-young-peoples-tv-everybody-is-very-sad-over-the-whole-sorry-mess-35247924.html
Source: We don't reveals our sources because they are SH*TE!
Quote from: Itchy on November 29, 2016, 09:37:33 AM
This would be a good one...
Bosco on RTE outsourcing its young people's TV - 'Everybody is very sad over the whole sorry mess'
Oh wait, they've actually done that one
http://www.independent.ie/videos/irish-news/watch-bosco-on-rte-outsourcing-its-young-peoples-tv-everybody-is-very-sad-over-the-whole-sorry-mess-35247924.html
"Trump critics are right to be scared - the adults are back in charge!"
Oh wait, they've actually done that one too.
Boris Johnson offers to fight Conor McGregor in a winner takes all fight for the 6 counties
Celebrity spotting this week
Tony Fearon caught up with Brendan Rodgers
Vogue Williams bought a sandwich
Amy Huberman makes you feel frumpy and inadequate in an exclusive interview
Joe Sheridan in amazing comeback. You will be shocked!
Pat & Noel almost speak out!
Mayo CB - Look over there!! You will not believe it!!!
Top Irish Model Gunned Down in Photo Shoot.
Massive Unrest in Kildare Stable
Dissident Republicans Form Gangland Group With Provo Weapons In Northside Communtiy
Northside Jackpot Winners are Overweight Working Class People - See the most unflattering picture we could get them to pose for.
Garth Brooks to play for Trump Inauguration
Surprise as Tyrone announces its full support for Donald Trump
Tyrone announces new sponsor - Тайрон Закрытое собрание
Trump announces new GAA President -
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Quote from: muppet on December 17, 2016, 12:11:14 PM
Garth Brooks to play for Trump Inauguration
Surprise as Tyrone announces its full support for Donald Trump
Tyrone announces new sponsor - Тайрон Закрытое собрание
Trump announces new GAA President -
(http://www.irishnews.com/picturesarchive/irishnews/irishnews/2016/02/23/135603452-fcf6b0d2-b04b-411d-b68a-77732f375812.jpg)
One Shot Paddy unmasked at last.
Georgia Salpia says the Trump presidency will be good for anyone who wants to get into modelling with top agencies
Eoghan Harris says Trump will be bad for Shinners
Martin Brehony wonders if Putin was behind the black card fiasco and what it might have to do with Roscommon
Everyone agrees that this year's all Ireland winners will walk it next year
Don't look at our Brolly fiasco - Mayo! Holmes!! Aiden O'Shea!! Look over here everyone!!!!
Queen cancels trip to Sandringham
Quote from: seafoid on December 22, 2016, 04:45:59 PM
Queen cancels trip to Sandringham
Only because she is on the way out!
I expect to get hit with a wall of British imperialistic bull shut in the next month after she croaks.
King Charles, feck me!
Quote from: stew on December 22, 2016, 11:53:15 PM
Quote from: seafoid on December 22, 2016, 04:45:59 PM
Queen cancels trip to Sandringham
Only because she is on the way out!
I expect to get hit with a wall of British imperialistic bull shut in the next month after she croaks.
King Charles, feck me!
Spaniel
Dublin Homeless set for Bumper Christmas
IRA Godfather Receives Christmas Hug
Quote from: vallankumous on December 23, 2016, 07:34:45 AM
Dublin Homeless set for Bumper Christmas
Seems not!!
http://theliberal.ie/heartbreaking-the-bleak-reality-of-christmas-in-ireland-as-almost-3000-people-queue-for-food-packages-today/
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on December 23, 2016, 07:48:22 AM
Quote from: vallankumous on December 23, 2016, 07:34:45 AM
Dublin Homeless set for Bumper Christmas
Seems not!!
http://theliberal.ie/heartbreaking-the-bleak-reality-of-christmas-in-ireland-as-almost-3000-people-queue-for-food-packages-today/
QuoteThe centre handed out nearly 3,000 Christmas food packages today,
This is my point, in the spirit of the thread.
Btw, I love this thread Idea!
Amy Hubeman condemns Gerry Adams sense of colour
Holmes and Connelly criticise Trump appointment process
Gary Sice: Hillary Clinton is the reason I've been crap for Galway;
Stewclusive - Hillary killed Gary Sice!
Gary Sice: I was no worse than the Dub forwards
Eamon Dunphy : Ibrahimovic is magnificent . The last comment I made about him came from an imposter
Holmes and Connolly : 3 of the squad were agitating for a united Ireland during Palm Sunday mass
Amy Huberman: How to wrap Christmas presents
Il Bomber - I called it Palm Sunday for a different reason
Martin Brehony- A list of what your favourite gaa celebrity is wearing this christmas
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on December 23, 2016, 07:48:22 AM
Quote from: vallankumous on December 23, 2016, 07:34:45 AM
Dublin Homeless set for Bumper Christmas
Seems not!!
http://theliberal.ie/heartbreaking-the-bleak-reality-of-christmas-in-ireland-as-almost-3000-people-queue-for-food-packages-today/
The owner of the useless clickbait website from which that link comes (I haven't clicked on it) advocates Thatcherite policies which are directly responsible for people being out on the streets queueing for food parcels, as well as other bizarre neo-conservative drivel.
Just saying.
People are homeless in large part cos the banks need high house prices to appear solvent.
Quote from: seafoid on December 24, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
People are homeless in large part cos the banks need high house prices to appear solvent.
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Prince George and Princess Charlotte in their Christmas best as they attend Church with the Middletons
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outa Here
2016 Sees huge rise in celebrity deaths.....
Public service shut down...........
on Christmas Day.
"Sack them all" - O'Leary.
Roz Purcell on the Trump cabinet. Modelling something.
PAul Galvin in Dublin inter club transfer.
What a headline, so catchy...
http://m.independent.ie/entertainment/television/tv-news/kim-kardashians-best-friend-jonathan-cheban-makes-surprise-return-to-cbb-for-explosive-showdown-with-her-ex-ray-j-35341459.html
Classic Indo
Old Bailey bomber Dolours Price left €700k after drug overdose
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/old-bailey-bomber-dolours-price-left-700k-after-drug-overdose-35349623.html
I wish I could take credit for making these up....
Why you won't see Vogue Williams at boyfriend Spencer Matthews' brother's wedding
Vogue Williams becomes target of vicious online trolls over weight gained due to knee injury
Ehobyhe f**k is Vogue Williams??
Side-boob was one of the biggest (and most controversial) fashion trends of 2016, but is under-boob set to take over?
http://www.independent.ie/style/fashion/style-talk/will-irish-women-embrace-the-underboob-trend-this-bikini-season-like-the-kardashians-this-designer-gives-her-opinion-35659796.html
Everything you need to know about Pippa Middleton and James Matthews' lavish wedding reception
Quote from: Itchy on March 31, 2017, 11:58:54 PM
I wish I could take credit for making these up....
Why you won't see Vogue Williams at boyfriend Spencer Matthews' brother's wedding
Vogue Williams becomes target of vicious online trolls over weight gained due to knee injury
Ehobyhe f**k is Vogue Williams??
Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé came face to face at Serena Williams' wedding.
That gave me some chuckle there Seafoid...quite the image it left too
Should the Indo be supporting this ?
https://m.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/meet-the-group-who-posed-as-13yearold-when-talking-to-rte-producer-55-leading-to-his-arrest-36338400.html
And did the RTE person commit a crime ?
Should a newspaper be covering news? Have you been drinking before noon Seafoid?
Quote from: Syferus on November 21, 2017, 01:37:32 PM
Should a newspaper be covering news? Have you been drinking before noon Seafoid?
There is an awful lot they don't cover. I see they have another interview with the mother of Rachel O'Reilly on how evil Joe is . FFS
Quote from: seafoid on November 21, 2017, 01:08:17 PM
Should the Indo be supporting this ?
https://m.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/meet-the-group-who-posed-as-13yearold-when-talking-to-rte-producer-55-leading-to-his-arrest-36338400.html
And did the RTE person commit a crime ?
Legally it may not be a crime as their is no victim but in fairness I think all right minded people want Paedos exposed, preferably before they do what they are planning to do. I have no issue with this being reported.
Quote from: Syferus on November 21, 2017, 01:37:32 PM
Should a newspaper be covering news? Have you been drinking before noon Seafoid?
Shouldn't that be " before breakfast"
One for Sid Waddell
https://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-features/barry-egan-on-katy-french-no-angel-no-icon-just-a-young-woman-who-loved-life-36373869.html
Typical Indo
"GAA star" involved in controversy is unknown outside his county
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gaa-star-they-accused-me-of-touching-the-bum-of-a-girl-12-i-was-in-a-vegas-jail-for-three-weeks-36416773.html
Two vital articles today on Vogue Williams. I particularly like the one with the picture where she is braying like an ass...
https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/trending/quiz-how-many-of-vogue-williams-mastermind-questions-could-you-get-right-36461053.html
https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/television/tv-news/vogue-williams-chose-kim-kardashian-as-her-specialist-subject-on-celebrity-mastermind-and-people-arent-happy-36460813.html
Quote from: Itchy on January 05, 2018, 03:37:52 PM
Two vital articles today on Vogue Williams. I particularly like the one with the picture where she is braying like an ass...
https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/trending/quiz-how-many-of-vogue-williams-mastermind-questions-could-you-get-right-36461053.html
https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/television/tv-news/vogue-williams-chose-kim-kardashian-as-her-specialist-subject-on-celebrity-mastermind-and-people-arent-happy-36460813.html
Managed 7 out of 13 for the general knowledge ones... sure it was a bitta craic and for charity.. would not have got any of the Kardashian ones right
Quote from: seafoid on November 21, 2017, 01:08:17 PM
Should the Indo be supporting this ?
https://m.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/meet-the-group-who-posed-as-13yearold-when-talking-to-rte-producer-55-leading-to-his-arrest-36338400.html
And did the RTE person commit a crime ?
You are lost, there is no hope for you!
The Indo divides the world into respectable families and scumbags but sometimes some scumbags can surprise you.
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/evil-killer-hennessy-went-on-cocaine-and-drinkfuelled-binge-36937130.html
It can be revealed that after the murder Hennessy went to a pub in his native Ballybrack and spent the evening drinking and attempted to procure cocaine. Investigating officers have gathered CCTV footage of him in the respected pub.
"It is highly unusual for a drug dealer to come forward like this to say someone was looking for drugs but then again this is a highly unusual case," a source said last night.
"This shows how disgusted people, even criminals in the wider community, feel about this vile murder."
Tabloidery at its best/worst.
Look at this shite
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/ireland-international-ciaran-clark-pictured-partying-in-marbella-days-after-alleged-assault-37062680.html
I see a guy on holidays with a slight cut on his lip. Give us a f**king break you absolute rag of a paper.
https://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/world-cup-2018/comment-why-all-of-us-in-ireland-should-not-feel-ashamed-to-cheer-on-england-in-the-world-cup-37093148.html
This is very Indo
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/politics/sinn-fin-admits-thousands-of-jobs-will-go-if-ireland-unites-37280245.html
Their hatred if SF trumps their ideology of anti public service .
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/dublin-woman-to-face-trial-accused-of-having-sex-with-rottweiler-dog-40551259.html
I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.
Quote from: Itchy on June 18, 2021, 09:51:44 PM
I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.
Some dogged media work?
Quote from: Itchy on June 18, 2021, 09:51:44 PM
I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.
Think the cops got a lead
Quote from: HiMucker on June 20, 2021, 10:28:00 AM
Quote from: Itchy on June 18, 2021, 09:51:44 PM
I read that article as I was curious how did she get caught, did the dog make a complaint or what happened. The mind boggles.
Think the cops got a lead
I gather the dogs 🐕 in the street knew about it😜
Ruff justice.
I'll let myself out.
Some very serious news today
vogue williams says husband spencers whimpering during cold shower gives her the ick
https://www.sundayworld.com/showbiz/irish-showbiz/vogue-williams-says-husband-spencers-whimpering-during-cold-shower-gives-her-the-ick/343331728.html