Things that make you go What the F**k?

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imtommygunn

Billy connolly's wife is the blonde "bimbo" in superman 3.

Capt Pat

Quote from: imtommygunn on July 20, 2019, 09:34:26 PM
Billy connolly's wife is the blonde "bimbo" in superman 3.

Her name is Pamela Stephenson. When she was 16 she was raped by a 35 year old heroin  addict in Australia and contracted an std. She concealed this from her parents, who kicked her out of the house when they found out about the std.

Orior

Quote from: Capt Pat on July 21, 2019, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on July 20, 2019, 09:34:26 PM
Billy connolly's wife is the blonde "bimbo" in superman 3.

Her name is Pamela Stephenson. When she was 16 she was raped by a 35 year old heroin  addict in Australia and contracted an std. She concealed this from her parents, who kicked her out of the house when they found out about the std.

Made her name on Not the Nine O'Clock News
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

under the bar

Quote from: Orior on July 21, 2019, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: Capt Pat on July 21, 2019, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on July 20, 2019, 09:34:26 PM
Billy connolly's wife is the blonde "bimbo" in superman 3.

Her name is Pamela Stephenson. When she was 16 she was raped by a 35 year old heroin  addict in Australia and contracted an std. She concealed this from her parents, who kicked her out of the house when they found out about the std.

Made her name on Not the Nine O'Clock News

American Express.....?  ( . )( . )

Denn Forever

She is a very reputable psychologist in the US.
I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...

Orior

Quote from: under the bar on July 21, 2019, 02:25:21 PM
Quote from: Orior on July 21, 2019, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: Capt Pat on July 21, 2019, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on July 20, 2019, 09:34:26 PM
Billy connolly's wife is the blonde "bimbo" in superman 3.

Her name is Pamela Stephenson. When she was 16 she was raped by a 35 year old heroin  addict in Australia and contracted an std. She concealed this from her parents, who kicked her out of the house when they found out about the std.

Made her name on Not the Nine O'Clock News

American Express.....?  ( . )( . )

And for those that didn't understand............. "and would you like to rub my tits too?"
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Lar Naparka

The inquiry ordered by the Fine Gael party into Maria Bailey's compensation claim was made public today and Leo Varadker has removed poor Maria as chairwoman of the Oireachtas Housing Committee as a result. That means a €9,500 a year hit for her but her friend Josepha Madigan may be in trouble too.
Seems she gave the initial legal advice to Bailey.
The only thing about this that surprises me is that the Opposition party have had so little to say on the matter so far. Must have been waiting for the FG report to be made  public.
I have a feeling that this is going to change rapidly.
Nil Carborundum Illegitemi

Dire Ear


Targetman


Square Ball

Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

playwiththewind1st

Quote from: Square Ball on July 25, 2019, 12:50:09 PM
Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

Orior

Quote from: playwiththewind1st on July 25, 2019, 01:31:50 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on July 25, 2019, 12:50:09 PM
Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

Or a software test engineer who inadvertently left the system running.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: Orior on July 25, 2019, 02:22:06 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on July 25, 2019, 01:31:50 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on July 25, 2019, 12:50:09 PM
Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

Or a software test engineer who inadvertently left the system running.

Or Syferus....


Tony Baloney

Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.