Things that make you go .....Hmmm, that's interesting.

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trileacman

Quote from: Hardy on December 01, 2012, 01:28:06 PM
Quote from: trileacman on November 30, 2012, 12:34:35 PM
Quote from: Hardy on November 30, 2012, 12:19:14 PM
You're right, but the interesting bit will be following the first (for me, anyway) case on line where the perpetrators shopped themselves on facebook and watching it through to the arrest.


Is that not a bit fucked up?

Quote from: Hardy on November 30, 2012, 04:51:29 PM
What?

Quote from: trileacman on November 30, 2012, 06:49:25 PM
Entertaining yourself by waiting on the impending arrest of several American adolescents.

Quote from: Hardy on November 30, 2012, 07:44:40 PM
Entertaining myself? Where did you get the idea to make that up?

Quote from: trileacman on November 30, 2012, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Hardy on November 30, 2012, 12:19:14 PM
You're right, but the interesting bit will be following the first case on line where the perpetrators shopped themselves on facebook and watching it through to the arrest.


I hope you know where you're going with this.

A group of American adolescents lure another innocent adolescent into a car park where they film themselves assaulting the lad. Your reaction to this abhorrent behaviour is to refer to the incident as "interesting" in a thread entitled "Things that make you go .....Hmmm, that's interesting."

Yeah i think that's a bit fucked up.
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Hardy

And I think you're a moron and that people as stupid as you are dangerous.

Gabriel_Hurl

Quote from: Hardy on November 30, 2012, 11:24:50 AM
This was uploaded just an hour ago. It will be interesting to follow the comments on reddit.com (search for "Kids film themselves jumping a "special ed" kid") to see how long it will take before they're picked up by the cops.

The cops have arrested the little scumbags after 4chan got a hold of this video


LeoMc

Fermanagh make better beer than footballers.
Just after trying out a Inishmacsaint (made in Derrygonnelly) and it is a tasty beverage.

muppet

Quote from: Hardy on November 04, 2012, 01:15:55 PM
Somebody (ONeill?) introduced lettersofnote.com to the board some time ago. It's a gem. Here's a brilliant letter from a former slave to his old master, who had written asking him to return to work (for pay) on the plantation:

Dayton, Ohio,

August 7, 1865

To My Old Master, Colonel P.H. Anderson, Big Spring, Tennessee

Sir: I got your letter, and was glad to find that you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you again, promising to do better for me than anybody else can. I have often felt uneasy about you. I thought the Yankees would have hung you long before this, for harboring Rebs they found at your house. I suppose they never heard about your going to Colonel Martin's to kill the Union soldier that was left by his company in their stable. Although you shot at me twice before I left you, I did not want to hear of your being hurt, and am glad you are still living. It would do me good to go back to the dear old home again, and see Miss Mary and Miss Martha and Allen, Esther, Green, and Lee. Give my love to them all, and tell them I hope we will meet in the better world, if not in this. I would have gone back to see you all when I was working in the Nashville Hospital, but one of the neighbors told me that Henry intended to shoot me if he ever got a chance.

I want to know particularly what the good chance is you propose to give me. I am doing tolerably well here. I get twenty-five dollars a month, with victuals and clothing; have a comfortable home for Mandy,—the folks call her Mrs. Anderson,—and the children—Milly, Jane, and Grundy—go to school and are learning well. The teacher says Grundy has a head for a preacher. They go to Sunday school, and Mandy and me attend church regularly. We are kindly treated. Sometimes we overhear others saying, "Them colored people were slaves" down in Tennessee. The children feel hurt when they hear such remarks; but I tell them it was no disgrace in Tennessee to belong to Colonel Anderson. Many darkeys would have been proud, as I used to be, to call you master. Now if you will write and say what wages you will give me, I will be better able to decide whether it would be to my advantage to move back again.

As to my freedom, which you say I can have, there is nothing to be gained on that score, as I got my free papers in 1864 from the Provost-Marshal-General of the Department of Nashville. Mandy says she would be afraid to go back without some proof that you were disposed to treat us justly and kindly; and we have concluded to test your sincerity by asking you to send us our wages for the time we served you. This will make us forget and forgive old scores, and rely on your justice and friendship in the future. I served you faithfully for thirty-two years, and Mandy twenty years. At twenty-five dollars a month for me, and two dollars a week for Mandy, our earnings would amount to eleven thousand six hundred and eighty dollars. Add to this the interest for the time our wages have been kept back, and deduct what you paid for our clothing, and three doctor's visits to me, and pulling a tooth for Mandy, and the balance will show what we are in justice entitled to. Please send the money by Adams's Express, in care of V. Winters, Esq., Dayton, Ohio. If you fail to pay us for faithful labors in the past, we can have little faith in your promises in the future. We trust the good Maker has opened your eyes to the wrongs which you and your fathers have done to me and my fathers, in making us toil for you for generations without recompense. Here I draw my wages every Saturday night; but in Tennessee there was never any pay-day for the negroes any more than for the horses and cows. Surely there will be a day of reckoning for those who defraud the laborer of his hire.

In answering this letter, please state if there would be any safety for my Milly and Jane, who are now grown up, and both good-looking girls. You know how it was with poor Matilda and Catherine. I would rather stay here and starve—and die, if it come to that—than have my girls brought to shame by the violence and wickedness of their young masters. You will also please state if there has been any schools opened for the colored children in your neighborhood. The great desire of my life now is to give my children an education, and have them form virtuous habits.

Say howdy to George Carter, and thank him for taking the pistol from you when you were shooting at me.

From your old servant,

Jourdon Anderson.

Minder mentioned it on the twitter thread.

Here is a letter from President Harry Truman to a music critic who wrote about Truman's only child's attempt at singing.

Transcript
THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON

Dec. 6. 1950

Mr. Hume:-

I've just read your lousy review of Margaret's concert. I've come to the conclusion that you are an "eight ulcer man on four ulcer pay."

It seems to me that you are a frustrated old man who wishes he could have been successful. When you write such poppy-c**k as was in the back section of the paper you work for it shows conclusively that you're off the beam and at least four of your ulcers are at work.

Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes, and perhaps a supporter below!

Pegler, a gutter snipe, is a gentleman alongside you. I hope you'll accept that statement as a worse insult than a reflection on your ancestry.

H.S.T.
MWWSI 2017

Gazzler

With an average pH of 4.3, beer has almost the same acidity as a woman's vagina.

Hardy

Why are people from the Netherlands called Dutch? The answer is interesting enough in itself and worth googling. But the interesting, indeed amazing thing to me is that this is a question that never occurred to me before.

AQMP

Haven't googled but is it something to do with Deutsch as in German??

AQMP

Quote from: LeoMc on December 09, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
Fermanagh make better beer than footballers.
Just after trying out a Inishmacsaint (made in Derrygonnelly) and it is a tasty beverage.

Aye, tasty right enough.

seafoid

Quote from: Hardy on December 14, 2012, 03:29:03 PM
Why are people from the Netherlands called Dutch? The answer is interesting enough in itself and worth googling. But the interesting, indeed amazing thing to me is that this is a question that never occurred to me before.
The name of the country just means low lands and the people are named after their language which is a form of German.

Hardy

Quote from: seafoid on December 14, 2012, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: Hardy on December 14, 2012, 03:29:03 PM
Why are people from the Netherlands called Dutch? The answer is interesting enough in itself and worth googling. But the interesting, indeed amazing thing to me is that this is a question that never occurred to me before.
The name of the country just means low lands and the people are named after their language which is a form of German.


http://hotword.dictionary.com/demonym/

I also learned a new word today - demonym. It means the name for the people who live in a place, e.g. Corkonians, Dubliners, Balubas, etc.

laoislad

What's stuck in the muck at the bottom of Lough Salt in County Donegal, Ireland? It could be that 20 of Old Tom Morris' golf balls are down there.

A team of divers has begun searching one of Donegal's deepest lakes for 20 gutta percha balls that the legendary golf pioneer and four-time British Open champion is said to have knocked in there as part of an exhibition while he was designing the nearby Rosapenna Golf Course in 1891.

"We've carried out some research and spoke to local people whose parents were around when Tom Morris was here and they told us how he stood up on the hill overlooking Lough Salt and drove the balls into the lake," dive leader Gus O'Driscoll told BBC News.

"It soon became a tradition after that for golfers on their way home from the Rosapenna to stop off and drive balls into the lake," he added. "That checks out because we've seen thousands of balls on the bottom of the lake and we have recovered some which date back to the 1940s and '50s."

Because there are so many balls at the bottom of the lake, locating Morris' models is an even more difficult task than scouring the bottom of a deep, dark lake would be otherwise. But the reward could be great.

The gutta percha balls that Morris used in his heyday sold for a shilling (about 8 cents) apiece at the time. Now, however, these "little pieces of sporting history" are worth about $25,000 each, or more than $500,000 if all 20 are found, according to the Independent newspaper in Ireland.

"The balls we are looking for were designed by Morris himself and he used them when he won the Open four times in the 1860s," O'Driscoll told the Independent. "It would be fantastic to get one of them."

Despite the balls' potential value, however, the divers aren't looking solely to cash in. If they do manage to salvage some of the spheres, they plan to make a donation the Rosapenna Golf Club.

"There's a statue of Old Tom Morris at the entrance to the course he designed," said O'Driscoll, "and it would be lovely to give the club one of his original golf balls to put on display n the clubhouse."
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Declan

US employee 'outsourced job to China'

A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.

The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.

He reportedly paid just a fifth of his six-figure salary to a company based in Shenyang to do his job.

Operator Verizon says the scam came to light after the US firm asked it for an audit, suspecting a security breach.

According to Andrew Valentine, of Verizon, the infrastructure company requested the operator's risk team last year to investigate some anomalous activity on its virtual private network (VPN) logs.

"This organisation had been slowly moving toward a more telecommuting oriented workforce, and they had therefore started to allow their developers to work from home on certain days. In order to accomplish this, they'd set up a fairly standard VPN concentrator approximately two years prior to our receiving their call," he was quoted as saying on an internet security website.

The company had discovered the existence of an open and active VPN connection from Shenyang to the employee's workstation that went back months, Mr Valentine said.

And it had then called on Verizon to look into what it had suspected had been malware used to route confidential information from the company to China.

"Central to the investigation was the employee himself, the person whose credentials had been used to initiate and maintain a VPN connection from China," said Mr Valentine.

Further investigation of the employee's computer had revealed hundreds of PDF documents of invoices from the Shenyang contractor, he added.

The employee, an "inoffensive and quiet" but talented man versed in several programming languages, "spent less than one fifth of his six-figure salary for a Chinese firm to do his job for him", Mr Valentine said.

"Authentication was no problem. He physically FedExed his RSA [security] token to China so that the third-party contractor could log-in under his credentials during the workday. It would appear that he was working an average nine-to-five work day," he added.

"Evidence even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area. All told, it looked like he earned several hundred thousand dollars a year, and only had to pay the Chinese consulting firm about $50,000 (£31,270) annually."

The employee no longer worked at the firm, Mr Valentine said.

Gazzler

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