You know what really grinds my gears?

[ONeill]

Women with big cleavage sitting behind you....

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported on Monday.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

The woman said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."

[Fluffy Che]

Worse..when they sit in front of ye..

[achadh gallain]

The way u run a bath an it takes ages filling it, an then when ya go to get into it, its either too hot an roasts the feet off ya, or too cold.. it puts me off the long awaited bath an gets me in a complete mood and just end up havin a shower instead.  

[The Real Laoislad]

Worse..when they sit in front of ye..

Nah it's worse if their beside you very hard to look and not get caught!!

[Fluffy Che]

Getting caught..

[his holiness nb]

Getting caught..

Thats true, even if they are mingers your eyes still seem drawn to the boobs.
Hypnotic 

[Fluffy Che]

Tis God's will...and l think they like it!

[The Real Laoislad]

Tis God's will...and l think they like it!

Of course they like it....

[Homer]

Get some practice in lads. 

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=3&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.milbestlight.com%2Fswf%2Fgame%2Fgame1.swf&ei=UJmbRomJJpq0esLfnZ4K&usg=AFQjCNHTVwKI5-rH3NMfYEkDdXO8jyFB0A&sig2=uHQjftHbB8FG5jFoxh2oJg

[The Real Laoislad]

Get some practice in lads. 

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=3&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.milbestlight.com%2Fswf%2Fgame%2Fgame1.swf&ei=UJmbRomJJpq0esLfnZ4K&usg=AFQjCNHTVwKI5-rH3NMfYEkDdXO8jyFB0A&sig2=uHQjftHbB8FG5jFoxh2oJg

Brilliant

[pintsofguinness]

The way u run a bath an it takes ages filling it, an then when ya go to get into it, its either too hot an roasts the feet off ya, or too cold.. it puts me off the long awaited bath an gets me in a complete mood and just end up havin a shower instead. 

I always do similar with the dishes.  Fill a sink of water that would scald you and it's normally too full to put cold water in, I can't get me hand in to let water out either and I usually need a knife or tea spoon that's at the bottom 

[The Real Laoislad]

Buy a dishwasher you miserable sod

Or just make the Girlfriend do her job

[pintsofguinness]

Buy a dishwasher you miserable sod

I have one!

Or just make the Girlfriend do her job

She won't, can't cook and won't clean, I don't know why I'm with her!

[inisceithleann]

I know it's a bit trivial but when your standing waiting to cross a road at traffic lights and you've pressed the button for the green man to come on. While you stand there waiting to cross, why does every person who arrives afer you proceed to press the button 3 to 4 times. Do they really think the people standing there haven't thought to do it already?

[ONeill]

Traffic lights in Fermanagh? Next you'll be saying yis can spake the English.