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#1141
General discussion / Re: Excel Questions
December 10, 2010, 04:00:59 AM
I've got a fairly complex spreadsheet and trying to count certain things....
If column B contains certain txt, I want to count the no of values in Col X minus the no of cells containing certain words.

I've tried.....

=IF($B:$B="Sample text",(COUNTA(QM$14:QM$213)-COUNTIF(QM$14:QM$213,"FOA")-COUNTIF(QM$14:QM$213,"FOP")-COUNTIF(QM$14:QM$213,"AL")-COUNTIF(QM$14:QM$213,"CL")-COUNTIF(QM$14:QM$213,"S")-COUNTIF(QM$14:QM$213,"T")),"")
#1142
General discussion / Re: Its snowing!
December 09, 2010, 01:55:34 AM
Quote from: tyssam5 on December 09, 2010, 01:26:36 AM
Does anyone in Ireland ever uses chains on the tires? Can you even get them?

Think theyre illegal, arent they?
#1143
General discussion / Re: Its snowing!
December 07, 2010, 05:42:45 AM
Quote from: The Worker on December 06, 2010, 09:58:05 PM
White christmas in dublin is 3/1. might have a flutter on this.

What constitutes a white Christmas? Is it not something like 100mm of sniow at Dublin Airport?
#1144
Mayo / Re: Mayo Club Football.
December 05, 2010, 12:30:47 AM
The Mayo News have announced their Club Stars panel, I'm pretty sure this was a public vote (I know the POTY was).

Congrats to Richie Feeney who won POTY, Brendan Prendergast of Tourmack for Intermediate POTY, James Horan for Manager of the Year and our own Ian Rowland who made the team.

Details here:
http://www.sportsmanager.ie/cake/gaa2/mayo/news/27603/Castlebar_s_Richie_Feeney_scoops_Club_Stars_Player_of_the_Year
#1145
General discussion / Re: The Ashes
December 03, 2010, 07:25:26 AM
245 all out with Morgan making a brief appearance!
#1146
General discussion / Re: The Ashes
December 03, 2010, 07:03:41 AM
Aussies 236 for 8 now on what was supposed to be a batsmans pitch!
#1147
General discussion / Re: POSTAL SCAM
November 23, 2010, 09:21:33 AM
Quote from: lawnseed on November 23, 2010, 09:02:57 AM
who puts the card in your door? i'm off this week may i could give them a few slaps or if they're to big let out the dog :)

Nobody. Check the link in the previous post!
#1148
Congrats to Brigids on a fine Connacht Championship run.

Any truth in the rumour that a certain D Blaine is returning for a shot at an All Ireland? I hear he's fighting fit down under - ya wouldnt know the man!!!
#1149
General discussion / Re: Poppy Watch
November 14, 2010, 12:04:34 AM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on November 13, 2010, 10:25:17 PM
Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on November 12, 2010, 03:18:15 AM
So I gave $5 for a poppy today. I didn't take one - am I still ok to post here/still an Irish man???
I dont think Canadian forces killed too many in Ireland so I'd say you're alright.

So is it OK to support Canadian forces if you're in the UK?
Is it an issue because money raised from these sales goes to the British army?
Is it then OK to wear a poppy provided you didnt pay for it?
Assuming (dangerously so) yes to these questions, surely there wouldnt be a problem with people on the tv wearing poppies, that surely they dont pay for???
#1150
General discussion / Re: Poppy Watch
November 12, 2010, 01:55:05 AM
Quote from: ballinaman on November 12, 2010, 01:29:32 AM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on November 12, 2010, 01:03:31 AM
Well just back from the pub and near the end myself and my Unionist friend had a bit of a fall out over her poppy. I said nothing all night until one of my English mates pointed out it attached to her bag and that O ***** won't have liked that. She asked me what my problem was with supporting "our boys" and "their sacrifice" it got pretty heated and only ended well coz I agreed to disagree coz she has a savage arse and even while arguing I couldn't take my eyes of it and I really think I have a chance bar the fact that she thinks I'm a raving Provo, which most lads here will think absurd  ;D
Well played, get  priorities straight....savage arse or high ground....arse everyday :D

Hang on,, how were ya looking at her arse while ya were arguing?! Was she looking over shoulder or something?
#1151
General discussion / Re: Ardmhachaabu RIP
November 11, 2010, 07:21:56 AM
Been away for a while, but saddened to hear the death of a young man.

RIP
#1152
General discussion / Re: Matlab
November 03, 2010, 02:25:09 AM
Used it way back when.... what's the problem?
#1153
GAA Discussion / Re: Incredible Bryan sheehan points
October 19, 2010, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: ross4life on October 19, 2010, 06:00:29 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on October 19, 2010, 05:57:40 PM
I've often kicked frees from further out, against the wind and up a hill.

Yes but how wide were they?

How wide can a point be   ???
#1154
Mayo / Re: Inisboffin drownings
October 11, 2010, 02:40:55 AM
Terrible, terrible news.

My sympathy to both families
#1155
GAA Discussion / Re: Compromise Rules 2010
October 09, 2010, 11:56:42 PM
Quote from: GAA_Punter on October 08, 2010, 02:46:58 PM
Looks like the Irish should have a great chance of winning with the weak squad announced by the Aussie's

Weak squad? Are you serious? IMO this is one of the best Aussie squads thats been picked in years.

They've gone and picked players that are suited to the game rather than just the big names - mobile, hard runners.

The likes of Jonny Brown - one of the greatest AFL players around - wouldnt be suited to the International Rules, but Adam Goodes, Brad Green, Kieran Jack, MCVeigh, Montana, Travis Varcoe are all ideal.