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I see from the fixtures Clans have to play 2 games at the one time on sat night. Away to St Pats and away to Carrickcruppin. Thats not fair

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole when
> a stranger carrying a new golf bag called out to them,
>
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> "Hey! Do you guys mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up."
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> "Sure," they said, "come on." They started playing. They enjoyed
> the game, the day, and the company of the newcomer.
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> Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the stranger,
> "What do you do for a living?"
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> "I'm an assassin," was the tearse reply.
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> "You're joking!" was their shocked response.
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>
> "No, I'm not," he said. He reached into his golf bag and pulled
> out a magnificent H & K sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
> "Here one of my tools."
>
>
> "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can
> I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
>
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> He picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
> direction of his house.
>
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> "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I
> can see right in the window. Wow... I can see my wife in our
> bedroom... and.... she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my next door
> neighbor in there with her. He's naked, too!"
>
>
> He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
>
>
> "For you, given the circumstances, I'll give you a flat rate. A
> thousand bucks every time I pull the trigger."
>
>
> "Can you do two for me now?"
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>
> "Sure, what do you want?"
>
>
> "First, shoot my wife. She's always been a big mouth, so shoot her
> in the mouth."
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> "Then shoot my neighbor. He's a friend of mine, so just shoot his
> dick off. Teach him a lesson."
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>
> The hit man took the rifle and aimed, standing perfectly still for
> several minutes.
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> "Are you going to do it or not?" said the golfer, impatiently.
>
>
> "Just take it easy," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save
> you a grand here..."

illdecide, was that game down in Lurgan?  That must have been strange having to play Cross at home   What sort of team had our boys out, was it close to full strength?

BC in fairness both teams were far from their strongest i think both were down about 5-6 regulars each but an entertaining game nonetheless. Yes it was in Davitt Park which was very soft and just about playable...(Hearty and the 2 Kernans, Murtagh suspended and John Mac missing, there may well have been 1 or 2 more but that was the names i noticed missing)

IMO Bumpy was MOM.

D R claimed in the papers that WGS is talking thru his arse. That goes to show when you have players talking about the manager like that that he has lost the dressing room. And 85% of the Celtic fans going by the boos at Parkhead

Clans beat by 3pts. Winning by a point in injury time when C Short got the ball and seen our keeper of his line and lobbed him with ease to put the Cross 2pts up then from the kickout they scored a point to wrap it up. Clans deserved at the very least a draw even the Cross men will agree to that but you don't always get what you deserve. Pleased with the perfermance (not the result) and hopefully can build on it for next sat night when we have a tough game away to St Pats.

A 2 pound lump hammer should fix it no problem

Our club is £10 per annum which i think is ridiculously cheap, i have been at them for 2 or 3 years now to increase the membership but they say to many of the members will complain. Feck me even £20 a year is for nothing...

As a matter of interest (not including friendly's) have Armagh beaten Meath recently???Just can't think/remember (Friday mode)

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they may stock up on the steaks

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this could cause a row
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ballaghadreen mayo/roscommon

not a chance sure everyone knows that ballaghadreen is in mayo Lynchboy well for the football anyway i'll sit down and wait for the onslaught

And for the women as they're as rough as a badgers arse

go on out of that would ya illdecide. I thought you were from mayo?

Well i have relatives in Ballina and Westport but thats as close to Mayo as i come (prob about 125 mile away )

Who all do you fancy in the donkey derby tomorrow?? I was gonna do hedgehunter (Ruby on board) but now i'm not so sure

[this could cause a row]

this could cause a row
but
ballaghadreen mayo/roscommon

not a chance sure everyone knows that ballaghadreen is in mayo Lynchboy well for the football anyway i'll sit down and wait for the onslaught

And for the women as they're as rough as a badgers arse

Are the Clanns not entering the all county B League?  From what I've heard there are only 5 teams left in it (with one still to confirm their participation) and Clanns aint one of them.

Just spoke to one of the guys there and he said the clans wanted to enter it. I told him to get the finger out and register for it ASAP

Ach i'll decide, allow me my little indulgences. There were a spate of dorty dubs threads long before they were cheeky dubs!

Ach i know but i'm afraid of us getting closed down if were out of order Look what happened Orchard County

Make sure you have a we account of you're own without her knowing because if you don't she'll clean you out man . I suppose it's up to you if you're that type of person to share everything and she knows where every last cent/pence goes but i have my account and my wife has hers and thats that. I'm not being sneaky or anything to hide thats just the way it is.