Anyone hear anything about the state of the pitch yesterday

[Maroon Heaven]

The Head groundsman is seemingly livid with the state of the pitch after the Rugby match on it yesterday. He is annoyed that he is going to have to spend 2 whole days fertilising it.

However Steve Staunton told him not to bother as he was going to be putting sh1t on it shortly

[Candyman]

take your redner.... 

[armaghniac]

Good joke, but we don't need it twice in a new thread.

[Sandy Hill]

The Head groundsman is seemingly livid with the state of the pitch after the Rugby match on it yesterday. He is annoyed that he is going to have to spend 2 whole days fertilising it.

However Steve Staunton told him not to bother as he was going to be putting sh1t on it shortly

Tut tut, plagiarised from this morning's Tom Humphries Locker-room which I thoroughly enjoyed!