Anyone know how to remove a curse??

Started by Maroon Heaven, August 24, 2009, 05:18:54 PM

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Maroon Heaven

Someone put one on me near 10 years ago and I still cann't shift it.

Square Ball

Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Someone put one on me near 10 years ago and I still cann't shift it.
who cursed you and why? curious
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

Maroon Heaven

Quote from: Square Ball on August 24, 2009, 05:20:11 PM
Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Someone put one on me near 10 years ago and I still cann't shift it.
who cursed you and why? curious

Catholic Priest - "I now pronounce you Man and Wife"

na cleirigh

Explain more.

Think there is a curse on my old high school the amount of pupils and former pupils that have died on the roads.
If you have nothing nice to type, type it anyway but be prepared for the on slaught

na cleirigh

Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on August 24, 2009, 05:20:11 PM
Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Someone put one on me near 10 years ago and I still cann't shift it.
who cursed you and why? curious

Catholic Priest - "I now pronounce you Man and Wife"

Only one way to break this "till DEATH do you part"
If you have nothing nice to type, type it anyway but be prepared for the on slaught

longrunsthefox

Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on August 24, 2009, 05:20:11 PM
Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Someone put one on me near 10 years ago and I still cann't shift it.
who cursed you and why? curious

Catholic Priest - "I now pronounce you Man and Wife"

Simple.. drown her.

full back

Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on August 24, 2009, 05:20:11 PM
Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Someone put one on me near 10 years ago and I still cann't shift it.
who cursed you and why? curious

Catholic Priest - "I now pronounce you Man and Wife"

Divorce him

armaghniac

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Puckoon

This ones easy.

Buy an inflatable doll (an electric powered one). Plug it in, and wait for the wife to come home. When you see her car, plug yourself into said doll and wait for her to walk in.

Hey presto, you'll be out on your ear in no time.

Ellie84

Are things really that bad Maroon? does the woman feel the wrath of the curse as well?

Maroon Heaven

Quote from: Ellie84 on August 24, 2009, 06:51:28 PM
Are things really that bad Maroon? does the woman feel the wrath of the curse as well?

Not at all - In fact the opposite

Ellie84

let her know what u think of this 'curse' and sure let us know what happens. should b interesting

Orior

Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on August 24, 2009, 05:20:11 PM
Quote from: Maroon Heaven on August 24, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Someone put one on me near 10 years ago and I still cann't shift it.
who cursed you and why? curious

Catholic Priest - "I now pronounce you Man and Wife"

Tell her she's not as good at shagging as her sister. That should remove the curse okay.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

lynchbhoy

try calling that nononsense insurance crew - the ones that advertise on the telly.
theyseem to do a 'gypsy curse' policy and might be able to help you.

that Ad cracks me up !
..........

Hardy