OG's Caption Competition #1

[omagh_gael]

[Denn Forever]

I won't hurt you too much, OK?

[washed_up]

shoulda worn my cuban heels

[T Fearon]

I left Joe Kinnear in charge of the kit and he buys a Crossmaglen Rangers outfit!

[muppet]

Par-toon violence!

[JUst retired]

 What about a threesome lads?

[seafoid]

That Crossmaglen jersey ends up in the funniest places.

[T Fearon]

Seafoid, you should be banned for plagiarism!

[brokencrossbar1]

Seafoid, you should be banned for plagiarism!

I left Joe Kinnear in charge of the kit and he buys a Crossmaglen Rangers outfit!

Tony you should be banned for stupidity,  why would Joe Kinnear be over the kit for Hull City?

[T Fearon]

Er it makes no reference to that,it simply asks for a caption involving the Newcastle Manager and two players!

[BennyCake]

Hull and Newcastle try to create their own Mount Rushmore.

[Orior]

"Do you like my aftershave?"

"Hmmm, nice. Where did you get it"

"Boots, in Hull"

"Hull? You bastardo. My colour blindness is playing up and I thought you a magpie. Take that!"

[Aristo 60]

Pardew stood up to cash converters and had his cash converted by return.

[AZOffaly]

f**k this, I hate when lads go asleep on the train.