You know what really grinds my gears?

[rolloutking]

The man in my office who laughs through his nose

[laoislad]

Window wipers that fuckin squeak across the windscreen every single time they move. Poison

Rub some vinegar on them.

Serious? They're feckin two weeks old too which is even more annoying

Well did you try the vinegar?

[Eamonnca1]

People saying "You've little to be worried about."

Does it have to be a life-threatening condition before I can complain about it?

(The responses to this one are going to be predictable. Take it away, Muppet...)

[maggie]

People chatting across seats to each other VERY loudly when you are trying to have a sneaky snooze on the bus.

[bridgegael]

people snoring on buses!

[lurganblue]

Haven't tried it yet LL. need to go get some white vinegar as I don't fancy rubbing the blades with the fish and chips stuff

[fitzroyalty]

People (and by people I mean women) who pretend to be/act stupid.

Why do they do this? Do they think it makes them more attractive, being an idiot? I understand there are genuinely stupid people, but there are ones who seem to go out of their way to broadcast their idiocy, over Facebook etc. One recent example I heard: "I always thought Cookstown was in Glenavy". Wtf! 

[Hardy]

Haven't tried it yet LL. need to go get some white vinegar as I don't fancy rubbing the blades with the fish and chips stuff

  You really think that'll make a difference?

[Hardy]

People (and by people I mean women) who pretend to be/act stupid.

Why do they do this? Do they think it makes them more attractive, being an idiot? I understand there are genuinely stupid people, but there are ones who seem to go out of their way to broadcast their idiocy, over Facebook etc. One recent example I heard: "I always thought Cookstown was in Glenavy". Wtf! 

In my experience, rarely are they acting.

[ONeill]

I agree. That Cookstown/Glenavy conundrum catches a lot of people.

[Orior]

I agree. That Cookstown/Glenavy conundrum catches a lot of people.

Is it pronounced

Glen-avy
or
Gle-navy
or
Glen-navvy
or
Kooks-town?

[ONeill]

Glen-navy

Cooksin

[tyssam5]

Weemin leaving their clothes lying in the washing machine overnight, then giving you dogs abuse when you have the manners to put it in the dryer for the them the next day and accidentally shrink a few items!

[Orior]

People who use the term "Early Doors"

[muppet]

People who use the term "Early Doors"

On that subject are there other types of doors such as 'late doors' and 'in good time doors'?