You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

Nah, still holding.   - think I'm going to go for the kitchen roll

[SidelineKick]

Jesus Christ you had kitchen roll the whole time 

[pintsofguinness]

Jesus Christ you had kitchen roll the whole time 

Yeah but it's very rough.

[tyrone girl]

Jesus christ and u think dead rabbits put u off your dinner , ffs u lot have put me off mine

[man in black]

Jesus christ and u think dead rabbits put u off your dinner , ffs u lot have put me off mine

So a dirty sanchez is out of the question ?

[Treasurer]

Jesus Christ you had kitchen roll the whole time 

Yeah but it's very rough.

Nothing less than Andrex super soft for our Pints.

[rrhf]

After cleaning and drying the hands in the male toilets, ye turn the handle on the door on the way out and what do ye find - the handles wet....

[ziggysego]

Why don't you use the three shells pints?

[pintsofguinness]

After cleaning and drying the hands in the male toilets, ye turn the handle on the door on the way out and what do ye find - the handles wet....

Ah God I HATE! that!

[The Real Laoislad]

Why don't you use the three shells pints?

Demolition man?

[ziggysego]

Yep

[rrhf]

That leaves you with 3 choices:
one) ye go back wash yer hand and take some toilet roll t open the door, meet someone ye look a wuss
two) say nothing go in and drink your beer and eat yer dry roasties with yer left hand - just dont change hands half way through
three) wear football gloves to the toilet. 

[illdecide]

Fussy bastids

what the money you handle every day, there's more germs on that and i don't hear ya's complaining

Or if you stick you face to someone's b**rt, i'm sure that wouldn't be the cleanest either but you'd still do it

A bit of bacteria i'll do ya the world of good

[tyroneboi]

Sky Sports News building up transfer deadline day. I think they actually make up transfer rumours just to fill the day. They just showed some reporter at Spurs saying that Matthew Upson might be signing for Spurs because he saw a car enter the training ground with the number plate MWU and he said the passenger bore a slight resemblence of Upson. I think he realised himself that as he was saying it that he was talking absolute bollocks.

[blewuporstuffed]

Sky Sports News building up transfer deadline day. I think they actually make up transfer rumours just to fill the day. They just showed some reporter at Spurs saying that Matthew Upson might be signing for Spurs because he saw a car enter the training ground with the number plate MWU and he said the passenger bore a slight resemblence of Upson. I think he realised himself that as he was saying it that he was talking absolute bollocks.

how completely crap this deadline day was,grinds my gears, no one of note going anywhere!