You know what really grinds my gears?

[ziggysego]

I hate pricks with no manners. The bitch I was behind in the queue for a sandwich today was a real ignorant ****.  She asked for about 4 separate tubs of stuff in 4 different goes and each time she never once said please or thank you.  The last tub of potato salad she took off the girl behind the counter she was shouting for her son in a real annoying (fake) posh accent and didnt even look at the girl just snapped it off her.

As I was on my way to pay for my stuff Miss Cuntface was standing browsing the food with her trolley taking up the middle of the isle.  I push it away out of my road and don't think she was very pleased.  Immature? Yes. Satisfying? Most definitely.  Im very glad she didnt say anything because I would have lit on her. I hate rude people.

Normally I'd slap you about for being rude to women, but she had it coming.


A few years ago in Belfast I was getting into a taxi over the Christmas period and some bitch pushed me out of the way got in.

[full back]

I hate pricks with no manners. The bitch I was behind in the queue for a sandwich today was a real ignorant ****.  She asked for about 4 separate tubs of stuff in 4 different goes and each time she never once said please or thank you.  The last tub of potato salad she took off the girl behind the counter she was shouting for her son in a real annoying (fake) posh accent and didnt even look at the girl just snapped it off her.

As I was on my way to pay for my stuff Miss Cuntface was standing browsing the food with her trolley taking up the middle of the isle.  I push it away out of my road and don't think she was very pleased.  Immature? Yes. Satisfying? Most definitely.  Im very glad she didnt say anything because I would have lit on her. I hate rude people.

Normally I'd slap you about for being rude to women, but she had it coming.

Big 29 year old now
Dont fcuk with the ziggy man

[ziggysego]

Oh shut up full back 

[SidelineKick]

Yeah Ziggy you weren't going around saying that when you were 28.

[corn02]

After Armagh/Liverpool/Dromintee lose, delete as apprpriate, arrivng back to the house telling my ma the score when she asks.....

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"Are you disapppointed?"

No, I am over the moon

[pintsofguinness]

Consumer rights pints.

If you supported your local corner shop - you wouldnt have to deal with that. Instead you are looking to make a quick savings at the expense of the producer, the distributor and the vendor.

Shameful.

Tesco is my local corner shop!

[ziggysego]

CAREFUL PINTS. They are trying to pin-point your location!!!!

[pintsofguinness]

True Ziggy, 5ivetimes will be running up the aisle after me and I wont be able to get away because snowedunder will be out clamping the car.

[The Real Laoislad]

After Armagh/Liverpool/Dromintee lose, delete as apprpriate, arrivng back to the house telling my ma the score when she asks.....

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"Are you disapppointed?"

No, I am over the moon

Worse still is when my Ma or Girlfriend say..."Sure its only a game"   

[thebandit]

After Armagh/Liverpool/Dromintee lose, delete as apprpriate, arrivng back to the house telling my ma the score when she asks.....

.....
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"Are you disapppointed?"

No, I am over the moon

Worse still is when my Ma or Girlfriend say..."Sure its only a game"   

That drives me absolutely nuts!!!! It got to a stage a couple of years ago where I would avoid my 'then' girlfriend if we lost.

[The Real Laoislad]

After Armagh/Liverpool/Dromintee lose, delete as apprpriate, arrivng back to the house telling my ma the score when she asks.....

.....
.....
"Are you disapppointed?"

No, I am over the moon

Worse still is when my Ma or Girlfriend say..."Sure its only a game"   

That drives me absolutely nuts!!!! It got to a stage a couple of years ago where I would avoid my 'then' girlfriend if we lost.

I was going out with a girl a few years ago..We were together about 7 months..
She rang me one night in the middle of a Liverpool match,I told her the mistake she had just made and she got a bit angry saying I thought more of Liverpool than I did of her and it was only a effin game...
I hung up the phone on her and never rang her back.
It was the last I ever heard from her

[Canalman]

T*ats going around wearing Santa hats.

Also, the "really mad amn't I" tools who dress up as Santa at Premiership games, closely followed by the TV producers/editors who insist that they are shown on TV, even ffs on MotD.

Bah Humbug!!!!!!!

[SidelineKick]

T*ats going around wearing Santa hats.

Also, the "really mad amn't I" tools who dress up as Santa at Premiership games, closely followed by the TV producers/editors who insist that they are shown on TV, even ffs on MotD.

Bah Humbug!!!!!!!

Yup. Spotted 2 in the bar last night, and they are the type of boys who are "mad". "Look at me, I'm mental. I have a Santa hat on me in a bar"

Wankers.

[Onion Bag]

2 Cocks

[ziggysego]

I wore a Santa hat out last year.