You know what really grinds my gears?

[Tony Baloney]

She would if she ever offered me tinned stout.

Do you have a full bar in the house for pulling pints of plain?! The rest of us peasants have to do with the pre-packaged rubbish.

[Hardy]

I'm a peasant too. But tins are for beans. Draft stout comes from a keg and there's a fine pub down the road. At home it's a bottle, preferably accompanied by a half one.

[ziggysego]

The morning after, the night before runny nose.

[Tony Baloney]

Serious runny nose myself today to add to the sore throat, sore head and dose of the shits! Mrs B reckons it is a fatal case of man flu although had a curry last night so it might be responsible for my toilet trouble....

[pintsofguinness]

Quit moaning  - at least your eyes arent twitching.

[pintsofguinness]

I have a shit eye.

Should try washing your hands after you've been to the toilet!

[maggie]

Quit moaning  - at least your eyes arent twitching.

Maybe you need to get glasses

[Tony Baloney]

You still got that twitchy eye? I get it every now and again if I'm tired or run down. Last month it twitched for a few weeks solid. It is a pain in the arse! Can it be fixed?

[pintsofguinness]

It'll be twitching for a week tomorrow.  The left eye was doing it as well but it's quit it now adn it's just the right one.  It was running water last night and this morning too  Thought it was because I was tired but I've got loads of rest all weekend and it's still at it.

Quit moaning  - at least your eyes arent twitching.

Maybe you need to get glasses

No way am I getting glasses.

[ziggysego]

Why not?

[pintsofguinness]

Why not?

Ruin my sex appeal

[maggie]

Maybe you will look more intelligent when you are wearing them.

[pintsofguinness]

I already look intelligent.

[maggie]

Not with a twitchy eye you dont 

[Square Ball]

wear the things, better to wear them than go blind.