You know what really grinds my gears?

[The Real Laoislad]

Putting two spuds on, one is cooked the other is rock hard.


What do you do?

Is one big and one small?

[pintsofguinness]

Putting two spuds on, one is cooked the other is rock hard.


What do you do?

Is one big and one small?

Nope, same size.

[Square Ball]

Eat the cooked one and wait on the other

[The Real Laoislad]

Putting two spuds on, one is cooked the other is rock hard.


What do you do?

Is one big and one small?

Nope, same size.

You sure  Ask the girlfriend to check 



Only joking....
Don't know what problem is so...

[pintsofguinness]

The girlfriend struggles with toast!

[The Real Laoislad]

The girlfriend struggles with toast!

I meant something else 

[pintsofguinness]

I'm far too innocent for your innuendoes

[Tyrones own]

  Restaurant staff / waitresses wearing f**king perfume when serving food

[The Real Laoislad]

  Restaurant staff / waitresses wearing f**king perfume when serving food

[ziggysego]

  Restaurant staff / waitresses wearing f**king perfume when serving food

You never get a pie in Strains, Omagh. They'd seen to have perfume on, as the smell is rank.

[Tyrones own]

  Restaurant staff / waitresses wearing f**king perfume when serving food

There's a time and a place for it LL but around food isn't one of them imo

[qub la la la]

the annual pre-season ball breakers..

[pintsofguinness]

Getting out of the shower and realising there's no towel in the bathroom!

[Fiodoir Ard Mhacha]

Wondering whether, on arriving at work, I turned off the immersion after the shower

[Gnevin]

The f**king M50 Toll Bridge..
There i was driving to work this morning,first time i had been through the toll bridge since before christmas and i have my €3.30 ready..
I get to the booth and hand the lady my €3.30,she counts it and then.............She tells me the toll has gone up to €3.40 
So i search me pockets/cup holder/ash tray for a 10cents but can't find any..I tell the lady i can't find another 10cents and im sorry as i didn't know the tolls had gone up..
The bitch then says well im sorry but your gonna have to pay...(At this stage the cars behind me were starting to beep)...So i says i come through the toll bridge at least 10 times a week and the next time i pass i will pay 10cents extra..she was still having none of it..... (cars really getting pissed off behind me now)...So she asked me have i any cards as in laser or visa..So in the end i had to pay €3.40 with my laser card..I was there about 6 - 7 mins
I was suppose to be driving to Glasnevin but because all the cars that were behind me either stuck their fingers up or/and blew me out of it as they passed me i turned off for Blanch and went the back roads...

Would you not get an easypass thing?