You know what really grinds my gears?

[The Real Laoislad]

Happy Birthday fullback i know its sometime around now or lastweek

[T O Hare]

 BBC radio Fivelive on MW

[Minder]

When people (usually the female species) say "i cant believe its only 6,5,4,3, 2 weeks to Christmas." The last time i checked Christmas is always on the same date.

[Canalman]

The same rehashed paper articles which appear in the papers this time of the year about Christmas parties.... people drinking too much and making a show of themselves, office affairs,abusing the boss etc etc. Lazy lazy journalism.

[SidelineKick]

This mornings black ice.  Jesus it was serious, nearly put the car in the hedge about 5 times, hen when I got to the road where the offices are, it could not be driven up.  Did a massive detour to come in from the other side only to do a full circle and end up at the bottom of the road again!  By the time I got round though it was gritted by some good neighbours so alls well that ends well.  Half an hour late for work mind you.

[Franko]

The 'Happy Brithday XXXXX' threads that people insist on starting - can we have one thread where anyone can wish anyone else happy birthday.  Do we really need a thread for each individual ffs...

If you dont like it, dont open it

I dont.  Doesn't make me dislike them any less though.

[ziggysego]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

[SidelineKick]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

Did that happen you today Ziggy? 

[Puckoon]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

I find - "I wish I could forget you" works wonders.

[ziggysego]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

Did that happen you today Ziggy? 

It did, around 5ish.

She said she met me one night in Enniskillen. I told her it was over 6 years since I was out in Enniskillen. Still don't remember her.

[maggie]

coughing like i smoke 40 cigs a day.
so much so that it now hurts to breathe.

[ziggysego]

What did I tell you last night maggie? Go to bed with a hot drink and stay there.

Take a sickie on Thursday and have a long weekend.

[ludermor]

Ingrown toenail, got half my nail taken out this eveing and its not nice, the toe doctor wrapped it up well but the blood is seeping out through the bandage. What the f**k will it be like tomorrow!!

[Puckoon]

You probably wont make it Luder. Wish I could be more sensitive, but sometimes its important to cut out the bull.

We will certainly miss you.

[Square Ball]

You probably wont make it Luder. Wish I could be more sensitive, but sometimes its important to cut out the bull.

We will certainly miss you.

do you think Armagh4Sam will give him a mention on the Death Notices thread?