You know what really grinds my gears?

[Milltown Row2]

So if the place is closed and customers stay locked up for over 30 minutes or longer depending on when the peelers turns up that's normal?

[Tony Baloney]

People who think the mask goes under your chin, not covering mouth or nose. Why baw yer hole.

Watched a fella sit like this on the train commute home today.

The usual scene in Armagh Saunsbury's is the Romanian's/Bulgarian's cruising around with the nose hanging out. A new one the other day was a woman with a wee mask covering only her nose.

[lurganblue]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

[johnnycool]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

+1

[Rudi]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

+1

The ultimate first world problem.

[bigarsedkeeper]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

+1

+1

The arseholes who started all that need a slap.

[quit yo jibbajabba]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

[BennyCake]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

It's f**king genius when you think about it.

Everyone knows it's a load of bollix but they feel they have to participate in this elf charade. What's the alternative?... "Listen kid, about this Santa fella..."?

[brokencrossbar1]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

I'm the same with my 3. I'm not putting him out for another couple of weeks though. Feck that.

Tell them he has Covid and is self isolating

[johnnycool]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

I'm the same with my 3. I'm not putting him out for another couple of weeks though. Feck that.

Ah, my wife starts off being very creative, putting a bit of effort in and all that. Come another week or so and she'll be saying to me that it's my turn to come up with something and I just f**k it into the christmas tree or the log basket, upside down from the lights and the likes...
Kids don't give a shit after a while either.

Even bigger morons are those with their elf pics on Facebook.......

[snoopdog]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

I'm the same with my 3. I'm not putting him out for another couple of weeks though. Feck that.

Tell them he has Covid and is self isolating

Elf isolating.   Sorry.
Yeah we have one also . 2 days in . Heading north for the weekend. He isnt coming.

[J70]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

[brokencrossbar1]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

I'm the same with my 3. I'm not putting him out for another couple of weeks though. Feck that.

Tell them he has Covid and is self isolating

Elf isolating.   Sorry.
Yeah we have one also . 2 days in . Heading north for the weekend. He isnt coming.

[BennyCake]

Do kids fall for that elf shite?

It's like telling childer if you don't behave Santa will come back and take your toys away. Kids aren't stupid. Sure I've never heard of Santa coming back to take anyone's toys away 

[Dire Ear]

I've a daughter in P6, 9yold,  and she absolutley loves her elf,  and it's overnight activities--CANNOT BE TOUCHED by human hand,  god bless the innocence I say.
When the innocence goes.......