You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

I'd to stand and wait in tescos yesterday because some bollocks wanted to know every detail about the club card (is that what you call it?)

[Puckoon]

Consumer rights pints.

If you supported your local corner shop - you wouldnt have to deal with that. Instead you are looking to make a quick savings at the expense of the producer, the distributor and the vendor.

Shameful.

[DrinkingHarp]

People who put steak sauce on a great piece of steak 

[Onion Bag]

I know it has probably been mentioned a million times here but Woman Drivers Grind my gears, f**k in hell was looking for a parking space yesterday evening, when i eventually found one, there was a woman walking away from her car beside it, on closer inspection, she had parked her car directly over the line which separtes each space if you know what i mean, f**k i was tempted to run after her and hit her a boot up the hole 

[SidelineKick]

That fucks me off too!  Happened in Jordanstown one day.  We left a note attached to the windscreen simply saying:

"Please park better" 

Id rather have put a brick through it though.

[5 Sams]

20 Stone AJHs in velour tracksuits with trollies laden with cases of Bulmers, Guinness and Quality Street ploughing through everyone in the aisle of Sainsburys in Newry.......I know I know ...I shouldnt have gone there but I thought it would have calmed down by half 7 last night

[Onion Bag]

AJHs?

[5 Sams]

Ah Jaysus Howarya.

[Croí na hÉireann]

I know it has probably been mentioned a million times here but Woman Drivers Grind my gears, f**k in hell was looking for a parking space yesterday evening, when i eventually found one, there was a woman walking away from her car beside it, on closer inspection, she had parked her car directly over the line which separtes each space if you know what i mean, f**k i was tempted to run after her and hit her a boot up the hole 

U should have parked right up beside the driver's door so that she'd end up climbing across, might make her think in future...

[Onion Bag]

Ah Jaysus Howarya.

very good,

[Onion Bag]

I know it has probably been mentioned a million times here but Woman Drivers Grind my gears, f**k in hell was looking for a parking space yesterday evening, when i eventually found one, there was a woman walking away from her car beside it, on closer inspection, she had parked her car directly over the line which separtes each space if you know what i mean, f**k i was tempted to run after her and hit her a boot up the hole 

U should have parked right up beside the driver's door so that she'd end up climbing across, might make her think in future...

no, a boot up the hole would have sorted that, and do yo u know the lines that separate eack parking space was exactly underneath the center of her car, i mean what the f**k, 

[Croí na hÉireann]

I know it has probably been mentioned a million times here but Woman Drivers Grind my gears, f**k in hell was looking for a parking space yesterday evening, when i eventually found one, there was a woman walking away from her car beside it, on closer inspection, she had parked her car directly over the line which separtes each space if you know what i mean, f**k i was tempted to run after her and hit her a boot up the hole 

U should have parked right up beside the driver's door so that she'd end up climbing across, might make her think in future...

no, a boot up the hole would have sorted that, and do yo u know the lines that separate eack parking space was exactly underneath the center of her car, i mean what the f**k, 

Ah she's one of them fcukers who are worried about door marks on their previous SUV's, beamers, etc. Well if they weren't so fuckin big then people would have more room to open the fcukin door. Anyways, should have parked behind the hoor and boxed her in...

[ziggysego]

I hate pricks with no manners. The bitch I was behind in the queue for a sandwich today was a real ignorant ****.  She asked for about 4 separate tubs of stuff in 4 different goes and each time she never once said please or thank you.  The last tub of potato salad she took off the girl behind the counter she was shouting for her son in a real annoying (fake) posh accent and didnt even look at the girl just snapped it off her.

As I was on my way to pay for my stuff Miss Cuntface was standing browsing the food with her trolley taking up the middle of the isle.  I push it away out of my road and don't think she was very pleased.  Immature? Yes. Satisfying? Most definitely.  Im very glad she didnt say anything because I would have lit on her. I hate rude people.

Normally I'd slap you about for being rude to women, but she had it coming.


A few years ago in Belfast I was getting into a taxi over the Christmas period and some bitch pushed me out of the way got in.

[full back]

I hate pricks with no manners. The bitch I was behind in the queue for a sandwich today was a real ignorant ****.  She asked for about 4 separate tubs of stuff in 4 different goes and each time she never once said please or thank you.  The last tub of potato salad she took off the girl behind the counter she was shouting for her son in a real annoying (fake) posh accent and didnt even look at the girl just snapped it off her.

As I was on my way to pay for my stuff Miss Cuntface was standing browsing the food with her trolley taking up the middle of the isle.  I push it away out of my road and don't think she was very pleased.  Immature? Yes. Satisfying? Most definitely.  Im very glad she didnt say anything because I would have lit on her. I hate rude people.

Normally I'd slap you about for being rude to women, but she had it coming.

Big 29 year old now
Dont fcuk with the ziggy man

[ziggysego]

Oh shut up full back