You know what really grinds my gears?

[The Real Laoislad]

Its just that she's always right too

[Tony Baloney]

You two f**kers would grind anyones gears!
The finish to that f1 race earlier is grinding my gears.

[pintsofguinness]

Myabe tony would be interested in being your girlfriend LL.

[The Real Laoislad]

The finish to that f1 race earlier is grinding my gears.

why what happened?

[supersub]

when u go to the cinema and u get to the bottom of ur popcorn its all small and in bits, even though it was scooped from a massive container where all the popcorn is the same size!!

[SidelineKick]

The admission fee for Ulster Club games 

[Franko]

Lewis Hamiltons aul fella's desperation for fame

[The Real Laoislad]

When your at a wedding and every second person asks you "When are you going to pop the question" or "When's the big day out" 

Mind yer own business ye nosey hoors and even if we were getting married I won't be inviting you

[Treasurer]

People who think 30 is old

[SidelineKick]

People who think 30 isn't old 

[The Real Laoislad]

People who think 30 is old

People who are twice my age always say that 

[Zapatista]

People who think 30 is old

People who are twice my age always say that 

Quit moaning paps!!!

[maggie]

A school with no heat.

[pintsofguinness]

Sneezing on the bus, snots everywhere and no hankie 

[5iveTimes]

Sneezing on the bus, snots everywhere and no hankie 

The Maggie Thatcher quote about any man over the age of 30 on the bus is a failure comes to mind