You know what really grinds my gears?

[laoislad]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

If she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you then she's a keeper....

Only in certain positions....I can think of a serious red card offence

Straight red or two yellows? Or a black card maybe so she would have to let you have someone else until her suspension was served?

All valid points that need to be brought up at congress, Cork will probably reject everything as per usual.

Cork women don't fart.

[brokencrossbar1]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

If she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you then she's a keeper....

Only in certain positions....I can think of a serious red card offence

Straight red or two yellows? Or a black card maybe so she would have to let you have someone else until her suspension was served?

All valid points that need to be brought up at congress, Cork will probably reject everything as per usual.

Cork women don't fart.

They do, very high pitched ones that are repeaters!!!

[laoislad]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

If she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you then she's a keeper....

Only in certain positions....I can think of a serious red card offence

Straight red or two yellows? Or a black card maybe so she would have to let you have someone else until her suspension was served?

All valid points that need to be brought up at congress, Cork will probably reject everything as per usual.

Cork women don't fart.

They do, very high pitched ones that are repeaters!!!

Sounds more like the dreaded fanny fart.
A common problem among Cork women I believe.

[ziggysego]

You fart on a first date.

The second was tonight, at her house. Christ, made an even bigger eejit of myself.

[laoislad]

You fart on a first date.

The second was tonight, at her house. Christ, made an even bigger eejit of myself.

Shart?

[ziggysego]

You fart on a first date.

The second was tonight, at her house. Christ, made an even bigger eejit of myself.

Shart?

Yeah 

[muppet]

Ah Jaysus.

I'd say a turd date is a long shot now.

[ziggysego]

Doesn't look likely

[All of a Sludden]

ziggy when she said "fill your boots", I don't really think that's what she had in mind.

[never kickt a ball]

People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.

[Asal Mor]

People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.

I'll second that.

[johnneycool]

People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.

If you were a devious bollox, would it be possible to get the ticket number off the Facebook/Twitter pictures, ring Croke park, telling them you've lost the originals but have the ticket numbers and ask them to re-issue you new ones to a different address?

[Orior]

People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.

If you were a devious bollox, would it be possible to get the ticket number off the Facebook/Twitter pictures, ring Croke park, telling them you've lost the originals but have the ticket numbers and ask them to re-issue you new ones to a different address?

You don't have to be a devious bollox to do it. You can be just devious, or just a bollox.

But the fun only starts when you end up sitting on Michael D Higgins' lap.

[laoislad]

RTE's pronunciation of Ratheniska.

[StephenC]

When people who created a table in excel don't start in A1, instead they leave a blank column to the left and a blank row at the top. WTF is that for!